Would You Rather?

Oh wow I sneeze alot but I also cough to clear my throat. I would go with cough, seems more controllable.

Would you rather have free muffins for life, or be able to give a homeless man 2$ everyday for life.

 

Free muffins for life. I could give them directly to a homeless man or sell them for more $ to give to the homeless man.

Would you rather only be able to watch one episode of anything a day or be able to watch as much as you want but only while briskly walking? (On a treadmill is fine).

 

As much as I want.  At least it would motivate me to exercise lol.

Would you rather only eat potatoes or carrots forever?

 

Potatoes. I eat a lot of them as an American already. I'd say carrots, but my eyes have already degraded, so I think it's too late for me...

Would you rather be able to control your dreams or be able to control other people's dreams?

 

I already actively lucid dream so being able to control others dreams would be awesome.

Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your legs?

 

I'll take the legs.  Guess I'll just get an electric wheelchair or something lol.

Would you rather have eyebrows made of bacon or eat only bacon made of eyebrows?

 

eye brows made of bacon.

Would you rather skydive or jetski?

 

Scratching me bum.  I'm assuming I could do so through my pants?  So it might be a little less gross.

Would you rather be the size of a skyscraper or a mouse?

 

a mouse, A feel like to food required to maintain a skyscraper body would be far out of my food budget.

Would you rather grow wings under your arms, or wings on your feet.

 

Under my arms.  Seems easier to maintain.

Would rather have only one finger or only one toe?

 

Lose one sense all together. I'd chose taste because I'd still have smell, which is 90% of taste =]

Would you rather be free from all stress for the rest of your life, but your life span cut in half OR

Live twice as long and have twice the stress?

 

I'll take no stress and half life.  What's the point of living if not to enjoy it?  We're all going to die at any given time anyway.

Would you rather wear a baby bib or a bonnet at all times?

 

Bonnet all day! its just too fabulous not to.

Would you rather drown in gravy or orange juice?

 

Orange juice.

Would you rather be a giant spider person (Queelag, Dark Souls) or a living blob of jello?

 

A blob of jello. I'd rather be tasty than be terrified of myself

Would you rather only be able to walk backwards, or only be able to move by hopping on one foot?

 

Walk backwards.

Would you rather be immune to all diseases and poisons, but die when you are 65 years old OR

Live normally and die when you are 85 years old?

 

I'll take the immunity.

Would you rather be trapped inside an extremely cold or extremely hot shower forever?