Would You Rather?

Ostrich.  Might as well.

Would you rather drink only beer or soda forever?

 

well both would make me fat. but with soda i could still function. so soda.

Only each nachos or hotdogs for the rest of your life.

 

I feel terribly conflicted... I love both.  Hotdogs maybe?  Might be slightly more nutritious.

Would you rather give up video games or your cell phone?

 

not be able the taste, i would wanna know if i smelled bad or not.
and since you both answered the asame question i guess ill answer both asked things? and cell phone. i use it as a glorified pocket watch.



Would you rather lose 5 toes or two fingers (distributed any way you deem)

 

Two fingers.

Would you rather get rid of all of your tvs or computer monitors?

 

Only be able to use one hand. If I hopped everywhere, I'd slip, fall, and die in the shower.



Would you rather be forced to swap bodies with a person of the opposite sex and same age (you choose/create the body; must be the same age) or be forced back in time when you were half your current age (i.e. If you're 18 years old, you are forced back in time to your 9-year-old self)?

 

body swap, that'll be one heck of a story. (I'm a pervert)

Would you rather have angel wings that don't function or fairy wings that did function?

 

Fairy wings that can fly.  That way I can fly and look fabulous.

Would you rather live in a giant tree or a giant rock?

 

Angel wings that don't fuction. I could use the "Heaven is missing angels" line...yeah...

Rather fly a spaceship through a blackhole or powerdrill your way to the earth's core?

 

POWER DRILL, and ill make a gurren lagann reference the whole time.

would you rather skip everywhere or sneeze once a hour like clockwork?

 

I'd skip.  I hate sneezing.

Would you rather eat 50 cupcakes or 50 muffins in 20 mins?

 

Muffins.

would you rather own a pet dinosaur or a pet cat girl?

 

Cat girl, totally lol.

Would you rather sail around the world or attempt it in a hot air balloon?

 

i would sail (probably being influenced by one piece here)
a ships bigger then a hot air balloon
would you rather own an aeroplane or a mansion?

 

Probably couldn't pay the bills for either, but I'll go with a mansion.

Would you rather be a cat that is someones pet or a stray?

 

If my owner is good to me, I choose pet. If the owner is crappy, then I choose stray so I can find a better owner. Either way, I eventually become a pet.



- Would you rather:

1) Sit at a traffic light for 6 months so that you NEVER have to wait for another red light ever again for the rest of your life or

2) Sit on a toilet for for 6 months so that you NEVER have to pee or poop ever again for the rest of your life

*Assume you have the means to live 6 months on a toilet or at the traffic light*

 

toilet. Seems easier to live at for 6 months than a traffic light

Have a personal airplane or boat?

 

Airplane. I can get to everywhere quicker!

Would you rather watch Comedy or Action films for the rest of your life? (You can only watch one genre for the rest of your life).