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Hallo there, I'm Jane (also known as Lead or Pb due to my screen name on chatango). I'm currently 18 and in between jobs. Currently a citizen of New Jersey after moving here from Ohio two years ago. My tastes in anime vary, if I have to choose at least five of my favorites I'd have to say Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Kino no Tabi, and Gilgamesh. In my free time I'm usually working on some new craft project, putting a new cosplay together, listening to music, reading, and other things.

I'm horrible at describing myself on these things. ; ^;
P.S. Didn't know where to fit this in, but I'm an awesome Russian gal <:​

 

-drum rolls- Hmm, this is the part where Doomguy would come out with his poetry but hes on hiatus so until then... welcome to DT Forums

 

@Stereoanlange

welcome to the forums



@Doomguy we are waiting for your poetry.

 

@Supernatural-Knight In reference to the news article I posted I'll add a NSFW tag on it. But hey, if you guys wanna get it out of there, that's fine by me! I have a feeling you'll enjoy coming across any future posts that I've found somewhere on the web.

@Noobs Thanks for the welcome. C:

@Doomguy I heard I get poetry.

 

Welcome @Stereoanlange (Why the German name? )

Enjoy your stay~ <3

 

@Nonononoki One of my favorite words in German. Thanks for the welcome!

 

@Stereoanlange Sorry for being a little late on the draw, but welcome to Dubtopia!

 

@BaconMan8910 Thanks~

 

Oh jeez... You're really making this a thing, aren't you?
@Stereoanlange Welcome plus my original "Hi there, new person" in the Watch thread!~ =^_^=

 

yeah, coz why not? the image is just so fitting for welcomes.

incase you want one from me to you.

 

i didnt say that the gecko was a god. its just a pic to welcome people and bless them with luck. to make your jimmies calm, im also part of haruhiism.

 

You know I was referring to you guys' saying that it was gecko power rather than my Haruhism.

 

then right there my good friend is where i will say that it was the Gecko power.

 

But it wasn't the gecko. The gecko merely determined which way my Haruhism would work!

What if I told you... I still haven't properly seen Star Wars?...

 

@Stereoanlange

It seems the members of the site have selfishly attempted to sacrifice you, the fair maiden, to their eccentric and sometimes vengeful god, Doomguy. I have return from a far away land and thus feel enlightened. You will not become another mindless victim like the poor souls you have met so far. No, today you shall retain all your sanity and see first hand the horror that has become of the people that once inhabited this site.

They were once like you. Just dropping by to say hello. Dropping by to see the recommendations of various anime and discussions. The internet is a dangerous place though. No antivirus can detect the friendly troll underneath the bridge. The troll that attacks not with insults of provocations, but with weapon of voice. The voice you hear inside your head that grows evermore stronger the longer you linger here.

It's some kind of curse or sickness you see... a sickness that only you and I could see. We have no cure here. The dangerous symptoms may include
-thinking Doomguy is a bot
-overthinking what to type
-losing constant track of time due to spell check errors
-paranoia of grammar mistakes
-paranoia of whether someone mentioned you with @
-locking you keys in the car
-other. May include cat girl inspired maladies as well.

(oh wait maybe those are my symptoms?)



The only temporary remedy is to make a random post of complete and utter nonsense that somehow manages to make sense despite having no right to do so.

So relax Steroanlange. Dubtopia may speak in riddles, it may have a gecko infection, it may have robots that like to pass themselves off as site administrators, but remember this.

I will not infect you with this curse. Oh no. Not this time. Your free will should decide for you...

Spoiler

The illusion of free will of course!

HAHAHAHAHA!

@Shanarox, @Miss Elegent Serenity, and @Noobs
I believe this will sedate you for a few more days at least.

 

Ex...CUSE ME?!?!?!