The Jan Vending Machine

Here's how it goes:
You put a measly nickel and you'll get a random object to give to the next poster. You can do whatever you want with said item
------------------------------------------------
poster 1. i put a nickle in and..

poster 2. you get a fear doll
i put a nickle in and...

poster 3. you get a new car
so on and so forth

---------------------------------
so im going to put a nickle in and i get...

 

You get a response to the newest game

Now I don't have any nickels, we don't use them so I'm a bit stuck. Anyone can exchange some coins?

So I'll put in my $1 coin and....

 

well you get a puppy and 2 one dollar coins

what is this thing broken

i put :: fiddles around in his pocket :: one dime in and ...

 

You get 3 cans of soft drink. Definitely seems broken to me. Maybe my foreign currency broke it.

Lets put in ¥100 next

 

you get a copy of monster girls in Japanese

well i guess ill put 5 pounds in next

 

well you get a live lobster

well i guess ill see if it will take a 100 dollar bill

 

You get one hundred $1 coins, what a bargain.

I'm not feeling in the mood for gacha right now so I'm only going to put in 5 cents

 

well you get a dime back

well since cores not here ill try to brake it :: puts a stick of gum in::

 

:: 5 cans of key coffee pop out ::

well i guess i cant brake something i made

puts a 50 cent piece in

 

You would have got an all expenses paid trip to Tokyo but it got stuck in the machine!

I put in £1 coin I found under the vending machine.

 

daww no free trip for 50 cents that is a bargain

you get :: drum roll :: a free trip to a junk yard

i put one ruby in and ...

 

You get a pet lion

i put some toilet paper in lets see if that will work its only 1- ply

 

You get the toilet paper back with a rainbow smear stain on it.

I put in a piece of blue crystal meth that I found in the junk yard next to a crushed RV.

 

you get a strange smell coming from the Manichean

i put 1 us dollar in

 

You get an injection with disinfectant if you get COVID-19.

I put in a bottle cap.

 

you get a empty bottle of soda back

i put a gold bar in

 

You get a chocolate bar.

I put in a paper clip.