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The Jan Vending Machine

Discussion in 'The Asylum' started by shedninja, Apr 23, 2020.

  1. shedninja the necromancer bug Content Manager

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    Here's how it goes:
    You put a measly nickel and you'll get a random object to give to the next poster. You can do whatever you want with said item
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    poster 1. i put a nickle in and..

    poster 2. you get a fear doll
    i put a nickle in and...

    poster 3. you get a new car
    so on and so forth

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    so im going to put a nickle in and i get...
     
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    You get a response to the newest game

    Now I don't have any nickels, we don't use them so I'm a bit stuck. Anyone can exchange some coins?

    So I'll put in my $1 coin and....
     
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    well you get a puppy and 2 one dollar coins

    what is this thing broken

    i put :: fiddles around in his pocket :: one dime in and ...
     
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    You get 3 cans of soft drink. Definitely seems broken to me. Maybe my foreign currency broke it.

    Lets put in ¥100 next
     
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    you get a copy of monster girls in Japanese

    well i guess ill put 5 pounds in next
     
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    You get a cuppa tea and some plain white toast.

    What's a tenner get me?
     
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    well you get a live lobster

    well i guess ill see if it will take a 100 dollar bill
     
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    You get one hundred $1 coins, what a bargain.

    I'm not feeling in the mood for gacha right now so I'm only going to put in 5 cents
     
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    well you get a dime back

    well since cores not here ill try to brake it :: puts a stick of gum in::
     
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    After some strange and unsettling sounds from the machine processing your request, it prints you out a number 5. How does it feel?

    I put in a bunch of 5c coins! Gotta cash in on that exchange rate given the AUD is always shite.
     
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    :: 5 cans of key coffee pop out ::

    well i guess i cant brake something i made

    puts a 50 cent piece in
     
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    You would have got an all expenses paid trip to Tokyo but it got stuck in the machine!

    I put in £1 coin I found under the vending machine.
     
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    daww no free trip for 50 cents that is a bargain

    you get :: drum roll :: a free trip to a junk yard

    i put one ruby in and ...
     
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    Ewwww, coffee is gross. XP

    You get a cut ruby and the machine gets 85 Crafting experience, bringing it to level 35.

    I put in a pressed penny that I got from a zoo.
     
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    You get a pet lion

    i put some toilet paper in lets see if that will work its only 1- ply
     
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    You get the toilet paper back with a rainbow smear stain on it.

    I put in a piece of blue crystal meth that I found in the junk yard next to a crushed RV.
     
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    you get a strange smell coming from the Manichean

    i put 1 us dollar in
     
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    You get an injection with disinfectant if you get COVID-19.

    I put in a bottle cap.
     
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    you get a empty bottle of soda back

    i put a gold bar in
     
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    You get a chocolate bar.

    I put in a paper clip.
     

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