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Press it :3

You get $10,000 but lose your big toe (either of them).

 

Pass.

You have the ability to jump worlds, but your interaction with people from that world is limited.

 

Press it. My interaction with the people from this world is already limited due to my almost non-existent social skills.



An anime character of your choice comes to life, but you can only watch them from afar.

 

Pass.

Your cat (we're assuming you have one) can talk to you but they can only speak in lines from movies.

 

Don't press. My cats are annoying enough as it is.

You become exceedingly good at your favourite genre of video games, but you now completely suck at all other genres.

 

Pass, I'm already pretty good at most games I play

You never have to eat again but have to use the restroom twice as often.

 

Pass. Why would anyone never want to eat again?



You receive a diary that contains indiscriminate details about the future, but if you accept it, you'll be hunted down by 8 homicidal psychos for as long as you have it.

 

Don't press.

Pass. Why would anyone never want to eat again?


For me, it's cause it's a highly inefficient way to get energy, and the pleasure of eating is rarely worth the effort of acquiring the food.

You're able to understand every language, but you never know what language you're speaking in. (Thus, people don't always know what you're saying.)

 

Pass.

You get a Death Note but you can never write in it.

 

Pass. I wouldn't want someone else getting their hands on it.

Your arms would be twice as strong, but your legs twice as weak.

 

Pass.

You get whatever car you want, but stay drunk constantly.

 

Don't press. I have very little interest in most any form of transport.

Kitteh peoples become real, but they're violently unpredictable like real cats.

 

Hmm....  Might press it.  Could always sell the extra consoles.

Gain infinite wishes, but turn into a pigeon, which is irreversible.

 

Pass. Pigeons don't have thumbs, so there aren't many things I could even use if I wished for them.

Gain wings, so you could fly but you wouldn't have hands

 

Pass.  Not too much different from being a pigeon, not having thumbs and all.

You can sleep all you want and never be late for anything but you share your bed with 3 ducks.

 

Press it! I love ducks.

You won't have to work for the rest of your life, but you can drink nothing but ketchup

 

Pass.  I'll just work and buy delicious Jones Soda :3

You become famous and everything you want is given to you, but your big toe (either of them) doubles in size every time you ask for something.

 

Pass. not very interested...



You gain the ability to mindspeak to other people and also animals, but you lose a bit of your voice each time until you become mute.