Post your worst joke here

I have found another gap in the market! As the title suggests post your worse joke! Farm to your heart's content with anything so terrible it's not even funny! Keep it clean and obey the TOS. I'll start us off.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

...


A: "Where's my tractor?"

(Yes, I am bored).

 

That, sir, is an anti joke. I do believe the first anti joke was the chicken-road one, which was funny at the time because no one was expecting such a sensible answer.

... I don't have a joke right now...

 

How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. In fact, I made one the other day. There was no reaction.

 

Wanna here a joke about sodium? Na.

 

Q: Why did the calf cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side.

 

René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks "would you like a drink, sir?"
René says "I think not!" and then vanishes.

Spoiler

Because some of you may need this, René Descartes was the one who said "I think, therefore I am."

 

Ahahaha, love some of these! xD

Q: Why do Bees hum?

A: Because they don't know the words.

 

Q: You know why they call it Xbox 360?
A: Because You turn 360 and walk away.

 

What do you call the internet without porn?

Spoiler

Nothing

 

@karmadelta

 

@karmadelta
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O_O
o_o

 

Keep it clean and obey the TOS.

 

A neutron walks into a bar, asks how much for a drink.
Barman says "For you, no charge."

 

I have a friend with one leg, her name is Ilene...

 

*moving from left to right*



Q: what was that?
A: Batman

*moving from right to left*


Q: what was that?
A: Batman returns

 

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

So he can watch time fly

 

What are the strongest days of the week?


Saturday and Sunday because all those other days, they're weekdays.

 

Q: What's small, grey and has a trunk?

A: A mouse going on holiday.

 

I must be easily amused, I find some of these really clever lol.