Post an insane lie about the person above you

Picked her nose in her sleep.

 

Wants to become Kaede's butler.

 

eats children for a living

 

Is little Bo Peep.

Some days I wish i could.

 

Can turn water into any preferred drink just by looking at it (I guess that would be possible if you were filthy rich, looks at water*butler fetches some Pepsi*)

Because of their cuteness or because of them bugging you , there are 2 extremes and no middle :')

 

Is in love with a life-size cardboard cut-out of Whoopi Goldberg!!

 

Is the legendary samurai.

Annoyingness... Haha! Never know when to be quiet.

 

Has a uncontrollable urge to eat scented candles.

 

Can live underwater without the help of any equipment

what's not to like

Spoiler

those dreadlocks

 

Eats sea shells...

I'm a magnet to them apparently. Want to take over for Mii?

 

Can harness the power of light to make tangeble materials, e.g. swords, sheilds, bags , boats , you name it

I'll pass on the offer :') mainly because I don't think that's how child magnetism works

 

If on a desert island, would only bring cans of Funfetti as food.

 

Is a Demi God.

 

Wow, I didn't think anyone would ever find out my secret!!!

Is a Magical Girl

 

Is a magical boy.
...
I don't even want to think about seeing that.

 

Is actually a rock.

 

Is really a zookeeper

 

Broke out of the zoo.

 

Is an albino Fox.

 

...I can live with that.

Owns Chuckie the Killer Doll.