Post an insane lie about the person above you

Stood on an ant which in turn created a black hole that sucked just the souls out of every living creature. Well, that's nice of you doll face.

 

Hair strains are actually tiny snakes (Like the stereotypical image of Madusa) that make your head itch.

 

Ewwie xc, at least I don't shatter glass when I talk

 

Broke the glass while speaking.

 

Eats glass....

 

Stares creepily while she shove broken glasses into others mouths, laughing hysterically.

 

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(Was not worth reading.)

 

Um... Ok... That's harsh

...You ate the bullet....

 

I was trying to imitate Deadpool on something he said in the Deadpool video game. Works better when he says it. I could not build up on whatever was going on beforehand, so I went with that.

@Allistair Nightshade
Sorry about that. tried to come up with something and had the Insult the Above Person thread on my mind or something. Do not take what I said seriously.



Did not read this message.

 

is a gigolo

 

Is a figure of someone's imagination.

 

is the someone imagining me.

 

Is imagining things.

 

Is a hologram (If I spelt 'hologram' wrong, don't kill me.)

 

Spelled "hologram" wrong.

 

That's mean.... but yay that I spelt it right
is part of an apple.

 

I think you are still on that pun trip with my user name. Grrr.

Is a syrup of the maple flavor.

 

Why not?
Fine, I'll stop... for now... Nihihi XD
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is.... a turkey sandwich.

 

I should have realized that when you said that you would stop for now, that you would be unable to use a computer or post another pun on me. Oh well, 'tis fun.

is...the turkey... for the sandwich.

 

Have to have some fun...
If I'm the turkey, that means you're eating me. Not one is aloud to eat me. At least this is the insane lie thread.

Is a cooked chicken that is presented on the Christmas table.