Post an insane lie about the person above you

Has been been the victim of the trunk monkey

 

Was once chased around the world by a psychopathic hamster.

 

is a psychopathic hamster

 

@m-theoria that was epic and worthy of the Doomguy hall of insanity.

The reason must be that you are most likely a secret government clone of Doomguy on a mission to remove his influence from the Dubtopian community. You also enlisted the aid of my arch nemesis, artificial intelligence Jaysp version 6.56, or as I call him...A.I Jay. You might know him simply as @jaysp656

A.I Jay meanwhile is a renegade android with the ability to lie like a politician, hack like a super hacker, and use people like a puppeteer.

 

Is an accountant by day and a lamp by night with cat-shaped tentacles.

 

wears a tinfoil hat while dancing to smooth criminal, only on the weekends.

 

Only wears pants on Sundays.

 

Is truly an alien from space in disguise.

 

Must cuddle toasters in order to sleep.

 

Takes his toaster into his bubblebath.

 

Stole my bubble soap

 

has a neighbor named bubble soap.

 

Has a neighbor made of bubble soap.

 

has bubble soap made out of his neighbors.

 

Has, apparently, rummaged through my bathroom

 

Leaves their bathroom window unlocked.

 

Built a window into my bathroom so that I would have one to leave unlocked.

 

looks like everyone's mother

 

Sometimes eats the gum on the underside of desks and tables.

 

Gives performance enhancing steroids to goldfish.