Post an insane lie about the person above you

Title says it all. Post an insane lie about the person above you
Example:

Me:Nothing to post

Someone: killed someone

Me: does drugs



So if there are no further questions post an insane lie about me first!

 

Is a cat girl working for a drug dealer in Mexico.

 

Is a creepy ghost soldier who likes scare everyone he comes across.

 

is a android that was created to destroy the world

 

Is an Ninja who likes to play with dead bodies

 

Is a dancing snowman made of cheese!

 

Eats flys regularly

 

Loves ewoks a lot more.

 

Loves ewoks a lot more.

has Kami locked away in his basement.

 

Supplied Crazy with the chains to lock Kami away

 

is the one that kidnapped Kami for Crazy

 

Likes to eat brains!

 

is a book

 

Is a Master Haxor

 

Is the cure to all computer viruses only he doesn't want to do a good deed.

 

Is truly a cyborg that's interrogated in to a Car

 

Had a three way with a horse

 

has lived off of Rations for the past 4 years

 

Was once stuck in the ancient jungles at the foot of the Tibeten mountains armed with nothing but a toothpick and a drinking straw, @NinjaGhostTM eass in quite the predicament. The fresh mountain air wathed his nostrils, the green foliage was dense and confusing and his lack of pantaloons was distracting yet oddly liberating. In the distance he hears the blaring of an old war horn riverberating through the forrest, he knew they were comming.

@NinjaGhostTM knew time was not in his favour has he barreled down the hill of the jungle towards water in the hopes of finding a refuge, darting across rocks and sticks he was more monkey then man, but his pursuers knew this land better than he and he knew his advantage would be moot shortly. Bursting through the tree line he found a riverbed and desperately began to swim across, he had not gne but a few feet in when then splash of spear fell within a few inches of his head, fearfully he turned around and came face to face with them, and there they were.....the weebo's. Their broken Japanese echoed through the jungle as their howls struck fear into all life around them, drenched in the blood of their enemies, heads of pokemon plushies hanging from their necks, the threat was real.

However barelling down the river came an old steam engine paddle boat labeled "Old Dubba" and the dubtonian crew were fast on his tail to his rescue, the wake of the boat splashed over the weebo's as a comforting hand plucked @NinjaGhostTM from the water and as the chink of spears crashing gainst the hulls of the boat became fainter, the Dubtonian crew once again head off, towards The Grand Line.

 

injects mountain dew straight into their bloodstream with a old rusty needle.