Title says it all. Post an insane lie about the person above you Example: Me:Nothing to post Someone: killed someone Me: does drugs So if there are no further questions post an insane lie about me first!
Was once stuck in the ancient jungles at the foot of the Tibeten mountains armed with nothing but a toothpick and a drinking straw, @NinjaGhostTM eass in quite the predicament. The fresh mountain air wathed his nostrils, the green foliage was dense and confusing and his lack of pantaloons was distracting yet oddly liberating. In the distance he hears the blaring of an old war horn riverberating through the forrest, he knew they were comming. @NinjaGhostTM knew time was not in his favour has he barreled down the hill of the jungle towards water in the hopes of finding a refuge, darting across rocks and sticks he was more monkey then man, but his pursuers knew this land better than he and he knew his advantage would be moot shortly. Bursting through the tree line he found a riverbed and desperately began to swim across, he had not gne but a few feet in when then splash of spear fell within a few inches of his head, fearfully he turned around and came face to face with them, and there they were.....the weebo's. Their broken Japanese echoed through the jungle as their howls struck fear into all life around them, drenched in the blood of their enemies, heads of pokemon plushies hanging from their necks, the threat was real. However barelling down the river came an old steam engine paddle boat labeled "Old Dubba" and the dubtonian crew were fast on his tail to his rescue, the wake of the boat splashed over the weebo's as a comforting hand plucked @NinjaGhostTM from the water and as the chink of spears crashing gainst the hulls of the boat became fainter, the Dubtonian crew once again head off, towards The Grand Line.