Make It or Break It?

Now theres a kink. Does she sleep well or will she be waking me up so she can use the bathroom all night long? I think I'll break it. Its been so damn hot these last few nights that just sleeping has been too hard. Being cuffed to anyone would mea having them be right there and that means we'd die.

Your partner likes to play VR games and spends most of their free time wearing that helmet.

 

This logic checks out. Damn he's good.

Break it. I wouldn't have anything to hide but if the first thing she does is "oh hi.... now let me see that cash" I'm not impressed. Sounds like she'd want me to pay for everything. Checking the bag is either looking for a present or seeing how much space I've got extra to hold her crap. Sounds like a troublesome lady.

Your partner cries while watching any movie regardless of genre.

 

Make it, I don't drink tea so I don't think I'll be the one making it for her. If she's making her own tea she can stir it how she wants, surely she won't stuff that up.

Your partner gets so into watching shows that they scream whenever anything amazing/scary happens.

 

Oh wow, so that means she'd have power and money right? But she'd be hated and we could die if they get their just desserts.
Sorry powerful and wealthy girl but I think that for now I'd have to break it.

You partner is a spy and if you accidentally tell anyone she'd have to kill you and the people you told.

 

Huh wha, you mean? You'd make the relationship just to have her kill your digital friends? It wouldn't be hard for her, it feels like there are only 5 people that visit the forums on a daily basis. If she's a spy then it'd be easy. Plus you'd probably be first.

Make it. She's afraid of computers so I'm not sure how that'll work out with jobs and stuff but it sounds hilarious to witness. However that means that its just my anime, I couldn't have her watch anything. She'll just have to settle for my DVDs then.

Your partner finds you hilarious and laughs at anything you do or say. Including things that aren't meant to be funny.

 

That's it I'm out. Noobs is no longer the person I thought he was. I'm out of here. By now, goodbye forum.
His memory... He'll just have to be somebody that I use to know.


Make it. The girls got an appetite. And don't they say sweets go in a seperate stomach? There's no way anime would lie to me. This is also assuming I take her someplace fancy.

Your partner has the loudest, most obtrusive laugh.

 

Yeah I'm going to have to break it. I'm sorry but if you want a good night sleep and you have to put all your might into punching me then I think I'm going to have a very bad nights sleep.

Your partner loves to sleep and will happily spend 12 hours a day sound asleep.

 

That's indecent Noobs, a lot of vulnerable hours.... I laughed though.

Make it, because knowing that's her personality I wouldn't deliver what she requests anyway. I'd probably laugh and go "why don't you get it then?".

Your partner likes making perverted sounds in crowded places.

 

Break that shit. How dare she make cookies and share them with everyone she knows except me. I'd love some cookies.

Your partner loves ice cream. She expects you to feed her ice cream when she feels like it in the middle of winter so she doesn't have to get cold hands holding it.

 

Make it. What's a little snoring? Please let me meet an adorable girl that snores.

Your partner comes home of a night at 3am and makes the loudest noises as if she's destroying the place.