Make It or Break It?

Make it. So long as I don't get eaten by a giant cockroach.

Your partner is a game dev for Bethesda. At dinner they reveal that they have a sure-fired method for convincing the executives to make Fallout into a an MMORPG, permanently. They confide in you that being in this particular relationship is what will give them courage to finally speak up about their idea. Without it, their dreams will be crushed, and they will quit game development forever.

 

BREAK IT.

Your partner reveals she's a Jew.

 

make it. i have nothing against the jews.

your partner likes to blow balloons in an inappropriate way.

 

I'm sure I can live with that.

Your partner runs a rival web site to JDO

 

Make it. Conflict of interest? What's that? =P

Your partner has 30 cats and insists on keeping them indoors.

 

break it. KEEP OFF MY FISH!

your partner sleep walks to bathroom.

 

Make it. Has nothing to do with me
Your partner takes selfies all day look and posts all of them to Instagram

 

Make it, so long as I don't have to be included in said selfies.

Your partner erases your game saves/stored data, without your consent, whenever space on a given storage device begins to run out.

 

break it, all of those hours spent progressing through the game , I won't allow my save file to be deleted.

Your partner happens to become a fitness freak and wakes you up every morning to go workout at the gym.

 

Before 5am, break it. After 5am, make it.

Your s/o grinds their teeth in their sleep.

 

Make it, can sleep next to a drum kit so i'm good.

Your better half likes to lick the teaspoon while making hot drinks

 

Including mine? No, thanks. Break it.

Your partner hates toilets. They insist on destroying yours and building an outhouse.

 

break it

your partner is nagato yuuki.

 

Break it.

Your partner dresses in cosplay, 24/7.

 

Make it, I would like to do that too, plus I would be interesting later.

you find your partner in bed with another woman when you get home form work to find out they where waiting for you...

 

break it. WHY NOT 5!?

your partner is so into technology that one day she becomes a god of the internet.

 

I can live with that... being I'm already there

you come home one day to find your partner sitting at your computer, one you have told them not to touch (because reasons you can think of, could be that the mouse and keyboard is calibrated just right)

 

Have they found my porn stash? No? Change the password and make it. =P

Your partner smells like bananas, no matter how much they wash.

 

break it , bananas are tasty but I don't want to smell them 24/7.

your partner has a tendency to talk to you while your watching any movie with them , to the extent that you can't pay attention to the movie .

 

break it. i want to focus to my movies. both the educational and the rest.

your partner has a crush to your worst enemy.