Lie To Me

1 - I have purposely mooned my parents only on one occasion after my 16th birthday.
2 - I have been caught running naked in a city main street more then once.
3 - I once burnt one of my nipples with a hair straightener.

 

All of those sound quite likely for (though I wonder why you would be curling nipple hairs).
#3

 

I'm sure you mooned your parents more than once!

#2

 

I'm going with Core on this, #3 just because......that's all i am saying.......Just because.

 

@Paladine321 you have to choose the options that are left so for you you would have to vote for 1 since its the only one left .....

 

@Cpt_K3nny 1 may be the only option left but core's still most probably right lmao

 

@Core

1 - I have purposely mooned my parents only on one occasion after my 16th birthday.
2 - I have been caught running naked in a city main street more then once.
3 - I once burnt one of my nipples with a hair straightener.

Ding ding ding Core Is CORErect...

I have mooned my parents countless times after i was 16...
I was only caught once running naked on main street.... luckly I was still a minor so nothing came out of it!

And yes I was bored with some friends at some chicks house and as a Frenchman I have quite a bit of nipple hair so I said meh lets do it... and we did...... nipple turned black still have the permenant burnt scars on there..... but O well life goes on!

Core Your UP

 

Haha! Wow, you must have had some wild ideas as a junior.

 

*facepalm, 10x
Oh, God. I was hoping to be wrong, too.

Alright, about me.
1. I shot my sister with a slingshot
2. I have 1 scar that is at least 2.5 inches long.
3. My middle name is Jewel.

 

Well, I know who you are. You Bejeweled


Ba dum tssss I'll take #3 for the puns.

 

I'll take number 1 cause I think you are a bit sadistic.... Also is your sister hot ??? Please send pictures if she is lol just kidding not really

 

I have to say 2, because i have no choice, but I'm thinking K3nny is right. @Cpt_K3nny she has one very beautiful good eye.

 

You are correct. You wont believe how much flak I got because of it.


General post:
Lie 1: I attempted that when I was little on my little sister. I wanted a moving target, so I plainly asked her to be the target and she agreed. Don't worry, I missed, but my dad destroyed my slingshot.

Lie 2: I do not have a single scar that is at least 2.5 inches long. I have at least two 3 inch scars, and two or three more that are or are almost 2.5 inches long. One 3 inch came from scraping against a boulder as I slid down a hill, while most of the rest come from unknown sources (save a few that were intentional). Interestingly, most accidental\unintended scars are on the left half of my body.

Lie 3: That one was a truth, dumkoph.

 

@Core

We still dont know if your sister is hot and if you have pics of her...

 

I would say no. (That is what I think, anyway). And no pics are going up either. I do this for your safety.

 

@Core

Bahhahaha well I appreciate you protecting me....

You are a great man!

 

Oh god. I missed all this.

 

The puns triumphed today.

#1 I am not told on a regular basis that my puns are terrible.

#2 Sarcasm is obviously my prefered means of jesting

#3 I steal a lot of jokes off of the interwebs

 

1
Nobody has said anything about you making terrible puns on me.

 

2) you.....Sarcastic???....No Not You.......Really?