Insult the above poster without cursing

That...was....harsh.
I wish I could counter that properly.

I thought my sister was scary on a Monday morning. I was wrong. You are scarier.

 

I'm sorry ...

But say/type something that's intelligent.

 

If you could live forever not even scientific advancements or evolution could fix you.

 

Are we near a slaughterhouse, or did you forget your deodorant?

@Kaede Kiriei

Sorry.

I am just not too good a coming up with insults that are originally my own.

 

Oh well, if you can think of any...... Research some and build upon that. I do but unfortunately I have a group of friends who insult me like this as a joke so I may have learnt a few things from them.

 

I thought I smelt a dead rat... oops... my mistake, must be you.

 

I would talk to you, but I do not speak in Moron.

How is that?

 

hey butt-face, stop sitting on your brain!

(does that sound like cursing?)

 

That's actually not to bad...

 

Wow! A new species... the Stupid-Saurus.

(That was a bit harsh)

 

im no expert but i think this count as cursing.

please do the world a favor and stop breathing. every breath you take is a lot useful to hose in need.

 

(Oh ok haha... If so, sorry)

If you were a vampire, it would probably be best that way, so that you didn't see your reflection.

 

I hope you have a wonderful life, without anime, a family, and kids that scream until their throats are too sore.

 

(Life without anime wouldn't be wonderful at all...)

You're so small that I need a magnifying glass to find you and not step on you.

 

I would not consider it cursing. Someone else might.

...Nincompoop.

 

I would slap you but im not sure that would be considered animal abuse.

 

We are animal dum bum, were dropped on the head??

 

no but with a face like yours I wouldn't be surprised if you were

 

My face?? Haha, you have a face not even a mother could love.

 

well you would know now would you