Insult the above poster without cursing

if you were a browser , you'd be internet explorer

 

You are like a penny, no one would ever pick you up.

 

I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you yet.

 

If boku no pico had another season , you'd be the main character (no offence to boku no pico fans X_X )

 

I'll never forget the first time we spoke to each other, although i'll keep trying.

 

your jokes are worse than horrible anime fan dubs

 

Your so stupid you actually watch horrible anime fan dubs.

 

even if you where a $100 bill on the ground I would still ignore you like a penny.

 

your heart is so cold that the coldest phenomenon is named after you.

 

ouch, (I like it)

you are so slow it takes a day for a jump scare to take affect

 

You make my fillings hurt.

[ Kind of fun, getting to insult without causing trouble.]

 

You are so odd that you make scientists exited to find a new sub species to study

 

we took a group picture with you in it. oh i forgot, that was the negative photo.

 

you are the most useful person i know who can never get things right the first, second, third or fourth time the are told to you or shown to you in a diagram.

 

Even with a map, you are unable to find your way out of an empty room.

 

You're as useful as a chocolate teapot

 

You are as useful as a male flavored lollipop

 

That's sooo horrible XD. haha! I think that's funny though.

 

@Kaede Kiriei
I feel bad for posting an insult toward you, since you are not insulting anyone, but someone has to do it.

After you looking in a mirror, you leave a bad after image in it.

 

I would try to insult you but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.