Insult the above poster without cursing

Kaede, you are such a "Dylanar."

 

I have nothing as you are not worth thinking about

 

I've met litter boxes that looked prettier than you.

 

Who are you again?

 

I... am your worst nightmare.
And you... are my b!tch.

 

Must be my imagination...

 

The fact is I acknowledge your existence means that I know to stick clear of you.

 

Are we near a slaughterhouse, or did you forget your deodorant?

 

Those things you did for that Klondike Bar, was it worth it?

 

Well, aren't you a fugly one!

 

@Core, it's not an insult if it's true.
Locks keys in the car, grabs a coat hanger, tries to open the car from the outside, friend inside the car tries to help guide hanger to latch.

 

That sounds like the time you locked yourself in a car and your keys out, and kept yelling for help.

 

You're an underwhelming knight.... (yeah... I can't think of a decent insult). lol

 

Someone decide to bother me... then some schmuck decided to beat me to insulting the sod that bothered.

 

Cuck

 

Doesn't know a light bulb from a grape fruit.

 

Yup...grapes are fruit...but then there's grapefruit. Lame I know.

 

Likes to lick pony's manes