Insult the above poster without cursing

Your mom's a massive turtle.

I'll wait for you to get the joke. *looks at my watch*

 

That mask you wear truly represents your facial features and expressions rather well.

 

More like Another anime fan with a questionable taste in her shows.

 

If I don't respond to you, consider that the worst insult from me that you will never understand.

 

No wonder my internet ran out, it saw you and 'ran out!'

 

Geze whats that over there, oh its just you, though my cat throw something up

 

Dante is red and Vergil is blue, now it's time to shove this right into you!

 

If I were to attempt to shoot you, my bullet would come back into my gun just to avoid touching you.

 

your the reason why I run away all the time is because your here talking to them and not me...

 

You're so absent minded, you sold your car for gas money.

 

you sell your anime and manga for the drug money to buy more anime

 

I mistook your colour green as a go sign. Go as in, 'Go' as far away as possible sign.

 

Your attempt at an insult was lame.

 

I would rather be friends with the dirt in my flower pot then know you

 

I get along better with the voices in my head than you. And we pretty much despise each other.

 

I get along with the voices in my head...
Now to the insult!
You're more obsessed than Gollum is. With what? Use your imagination... If you have one.

 

Hey, I heard about your unique singing voice. So, I'd like you to sing tenor. Ten or twenty miles away. You can also sing solo. So low, no one will hear you.

 

I actually don't sing... >.>
Must be the voices in your head.

 

You are an insult.