Grinds Your Gears

Whaaaat?! Even other cultures have adopted that?! And all this time I thought this was just a piece of foolishness in American culture. Sheesh.

 

Unfortunately no my friend it is everywhere's It's an epidemic!!!

 

Seems we need a cure, and I am that cure. Well, alright, I am more like an ointment to reduce itching and swelling.

 

@Cpt_K3nny I didn't tell them to shut up, so I ended up with a huge headache

 

Here's a bunch of bathroom related ones so bear with me.

For my fellow guys I think I speak with most of us when your in a public bathroom and some guy goes RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR URINAL despite the open one one spot away. Seriously people, it's bad enough those things are bunched together like prison cells

How about those stalls that are impossibly short and require some ridiculous concentration just to not hit the freaking flush knob!?

Unflushed toilets

Guys who can't aim worth a damn

Sinks with stupid sensors that don't even stay on requiring you to wave your hand around like an idiot

Those hand blowers that require eons to even do the job they're supposed to do

Waiting ten minutes for the women to leave the women bathroom. I guess it must be worse in there.

 

You know whats worse than waiting for women to come out? Having to clean that restroom. Worst task my job has to offer.

EDIT
To top it off, the restrooms I clean make you wonder how someone could make such a mess without feeling any shame.

 

Thread: The two-per-day emails I keep getting, saying that there's an issue with my Paypal account, and I need to act to resolve it... DESPITE THE FACT I DON'T HAVE A F***ING PAYPAL ACCOUNT.

 

@Mafiacow , a similar thing happens to me, only with phone calls.

I am in the middle of class when my phone goes off (I forgot to shut it off), I am embarrassed by this, and then I find out the call was just an automated call saying, "Congratulations! You have qualified for the $1,000 pay-day loan you applied for!" (I did not apply for a pay-day loan.) And, of course, I get other automated calls aside from that one. Ticks me off, since these people can effortlessly waste my time, and do not have the decency to call me themselves (I know, they are too busy scamming or pestering others).

 

Memes grind my gears because they're generally overused and terrible.

 

When people say you aren't a true fan of something because you don't do things their way.
Main example being when you watch the dub instead of the sub.

 

@Doomguy
Guys who can't aim worth a damn....

Bigger hose's are harder to control my friend...... fortunately for me I always hit my target oh wait than that means DAMN IT!!!!


@Mafiacow
For me its always junk mail about a penis enlarger's sure i may have ordered one before errr I mean DAMN IT!!!!!


@Guts
Agreed they are over used and usually not very funny....


@[Insert name here]
Agreed just because you like it differently then they do does not mean your way is wrong!!! Although you are totally wrong !! I kid I kid

 

a non-functioning taxi occupancy indicator.

well you know when you hail a taxi and the light indicated vacant but it turned out that it has a passenger in it. >.<

 

This....

 

I think the non-functioning taxi occupancy indicator is the driver. Doesn't he know he has a passenger? Shame on him for not knowing.

 

well no and yes. not because once the meter is set up, the light will automatically switch to occupied. yes coz the driver could have check it before hitting the road.

 

You know what really Grinds my gears!!!!!

Buying a 1700$ snowblower from Sears.

Bringing it home on January 13th use it for 1 hour with no issues then using it again on January 17th for 1 hour and then the belt F'n gets shred to pieces.

Then Calling sears support to fixed their piece of garbage equipment that they sold me and for them saying it might be under warranty but we may have to charge you for the repairs.

Me:
Are you kidding me Its 6 days old!! you sold me a lemon.

Sears Rep:
there is nothing we can do about that......

End of Grinding Gears rant!

 

They cover the machine in the warranty, but not the work?
Idjits...



In reference to valley girl accent talking trend:

 

You know what I just noticed today that really grinds my gears me paying about 30% of my salary to taxes and deduction from the government....

The things I could of done with that money Alas I will never know

Death and taxes are the only sure things in life....

 

Definitely.


When I see food in a restroom and I realize somebody has been eatin' curds while droppin' turds.
Not my problem, especially when they get something mixed up.

 

Some of my friends deliberately do it to annoy mii now... Makes mii feel so loved *Sarcasm* Haha! Just become a Yandere and murder them... Fixed that problem... I mean.......