Corrupt my wish

granted but your license expired.

i wish for a legit win8 installer cd.

 

Granted but it's too scratched up to use.

I wish my beard was longer.

 

Granted but it is now the only hair on your body

I wish for more loyal minions

 

Granted, but they're only loyal for 30 minutes a month.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, you live in the middle of empty space with nothing, not even cloths or air.

I wish for everything

 

granted and thats every depressign things.

i wish for an aquarium

 

Granted, but you must live with them.

I wish for a white chocolate Kit-Kat.

 

Granted But it is forever out of reach

I wish for a new coffee mug

 

Granted but it breaks after one use
I wish for a jet pack

 

Granted but you can never refueled and only has 10 mins flight time left

I wish for snow

 

Granted, but it only lasts 1 second.

I wish for me to complete school.

 

Granted you have completed Geisha school

I wish for rain

 

Granted, but it floods your house and town.

I wish for shit.

 

Granted but you get piss also
i wish for the biggest firework ever

 

granted and youre tied to it.

i wish for a keg.

 

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish for a museum.

 

Granted You are the Museum.

I wish for a box of tissues

 

Granted there is only one in the box though and its paper thin.
I wish for six pack abs

 

Granted here is your six pack of Abs beer

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I wish for a cup of tea

 

granted but its salty.

i wish for a text editor.