Corrupt my wish

Granted but she gets caugt without her collar and is taken to the pound

I wish I had more fufilled wishes

 

granted but you also become one


I wish for the wish that keeps on giving

 

granted but it keeps on giving you wishes that u wish u didn't make (wait what...)
i wish this thread would come back from the dead and people were active again (where is everyone!)

 

Granted, but you can't drink this beer, you can only put it on your stomach and pretend you have 2 six packs.

I wish for the answer to life.

 

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I wish everyone could grow extra appendages at will.

 

Granted, you now have a pet sloth named Liger.

I wish my weekends were always 3 days long

 

Granted, but you have to attend classes for extra schooling.



I wish for world peace.

 

Granted but the violence in the world is only stopped because everyone is controlled by a alien empire. Which has enslaved humans.

I wish for a box that can store as much stuff as i want.

 

Granted, but the weight of the item is increased 10 fold and you have to carry all the weight

I wish for a place where Gingers run free and are not an endangered species

 

Granted. The ginger plant now has legs and roams free unharmed, but all the ginger people are dead.

I wish I could speak French in Russian

 

Granted, but only if your in a Russian can you speak French (if you know what I mean )



I wish I was a famous Youtube Let's Player ^_^

 

Granted But all your audience dies after every video from blood loss

I wish I had my own home

 

granted, but the cat now throw it's literbox at you when it's cleaning

I wish anime and gaming were free of charge

 

Granted. You will no longer get shocked by anime and gaming, but you still have to pay for them.

I wish spiders looked like mini cats

 

Granted, but they are now wild creatures and cannot be tamed.

I wish it was Christmas every day..