Corrupt my wish

Granted, but when you try to drink it or pour it into a cup, you end up spilling it on your pants.

I wish I had telekinesis.

 

As per usual ; ~ ;

Granted, but it only works on objects within 12 centimetres of your thumb.

I wish that Striker Units (from Strike Witches) were real.

 

Crap...well, maybe I can make some kind of magic trick out of it...

Granted, but they're worn by buff, scantily-clad men instead of young girls.

I wish I had an army of robots that wouldn't turn against me and don't rust.

 

Granted but all they know how to do is make jokes all day,
I wish i didn't have to worry about every sleeping.

 

(I wouldn't mind those Striker Units, it'd mean I could wear one.)

Granted, but your personality suffers from sleep deprivation, and you become more grouchy.

I wish that the world was robbed of its clementine supply.

 

Granted but we figure out you are the culprit

I wish to return this thread to the first page of the asylum

 

Granted but it doesn't have a set time frame in which to complete in.

I wish I had a stapler.

 

Granted but it has no staple pins and suddenly there is a shortage for staple pins in the market and the price for them skyrockets to a point where one box of staple pins costs more than a large size pizza ( did all that without any punctuations )

I wish I could fly in the sky , so high ,with the birds and the saiyans (man I am so sleepy right now)

 

Granted, but you can only fly for 30 minutes, and it's at such a speed that clothes get torn off from sheer velocity, meaning you end up flying stark naked over wherever you're flying in front of everyone.

I wish that I could stop chewing my clothes.

 

granted but only because you ate them all.

I wish for a catgirl

 

granted and you are the play mouse

i wish for a can of soda

 

granted but a catgirl steals it

I wish Kiri was a duck ;P

 

granted.. no questions asked xD

i wish for an explanation

 

you get one but you don't understand it

I wish I could turn any girl or cat into a catgirl

 

granted but you turn someone into a dog/dog girl without your knowledge

i wish for a piece of white bond paper

 

you get it but you get a severe paper cut and die

I wish I was a cute busty girl

 

granted and im a tentacle

i wish for a checkered flag used at races.

 

granted but you get runover in the process

I wish for a brand new car

 

granted but with no wheels

i wish i am more energetic...(coz im tired. ill be going now)

 

Granted but then you never go to sleeb and start having halucinations, then die


I wish the threads and chat would converge more. So mthere would be more posts here