Corrupt my wish

Granted. It cannot smell.

I wish for a special violin.

 

granted and what makes it special is that it can never be played by you.

i wish for a company.

 

Granted. You get bad company.

I wish for a double barrel shotgun.

 

granted, however it's made out of paper and well.... isn't functional

I wish for superhuman intelligence

 

Granted. You have zero motor skills due to intelligence.

I wish for coolant for my paper double barrel shotgun.

 

Granted. It is now a soggy mess.

I wish for sunny days!

 

Granted. But thats because you are in the dessert.

I wish I had a bottle of bad luck to share.

 

granted and you can only share it to your reincarnated self.

i wish for a bird.

 

Granted but you should know that bird is evil and you will be attacked by it for all eternity.

I wish for a coffee!

 

Granted. It comes in its rawest form.

I wish for a railgun.

 

grunted and its on planet uranus.

i wish for money enough to buy me a sandwich.

 

Granted. The sandwich is too big!

I wish for wisdom.

 

Granted, however you can never put that wisdom into practical application

I wish for a private beach

 

Granted. The beach is infested with angry crabs.

I wish for a massage (I really do )

 

Granted. It was done with a meat tenderizer.

I wish for chaos.

 

wish granted, your parents will let you be a brony

 

@Partyninja Your sig has some pretty sweet gifs

I wish the previous person had made a wish

 

Granted. He made a wish for Grandmas smooches. You gave them to him.

I wish for an Ultimate Whopper

 

^uhhhh^

Granted. Ya got whopped big-time with one.
I wish to set the world on fire.

 

granted but everyone already moved to the next habitable planet and sun is dying.

i wish for a new cellphone.