Corrupt my wish

Granted: they train you to be the guy with the bull's eye t shirt during target practice.

I wish to win...

 

Granted but you are the only one playing the game..

I wish for a hot meal

 

Granted. It is a flaming Ice Cream Sunday.
I wish for balance in the world.

 

Granted, but you find yourself walking on a lean then falling over. You've become very unbalanced now.

I wish I could access this site like I use to before computer and phone problems arose.

 

Granted: Time reverts to the point before problems arose, undoing all of the accomplishments you have made through that time.

 

Failed to post Wish, Granted internal suffering

I wish for the power to set things on fire

 

Granted: You are fuel for the fire.

Wish: To live longer.​

 

Granted, your life takes a turn for the worst and you live through all the pain and suffering with little happiness.

Wow... That got dark.

I wish I could sprout wings and fly.

 

Granted: You are a witless idiot now.

I wish for infinity.

 

Granted, you are forced to sit in a room and watch the numbers go by. In other words, you can never leave.

I wish to be successful Anime producer.

 

Granted: Everything becomes weird, determining the new norm.

Wishes for the downfall of Apple.

 

Granted: However the ensuing stock market crash takes down every decent PC supplier as well.

I wish I was happier.

 

Granted: People lose happiness to you.

I wish for more time on my finals.

 

Granted, yo never did it though.

I wish for Mondays to be a puplic holiday..

 

granted now saturdays are a work with no pay day.

i wish for for a carrot.

 

granted however bunnies chase you to the ends of the Earth to take it from you, THESE ARE MASSIVE BUNNIES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT with 6 packs and human legs which I might add look beast, I mean if I was as half as ripped as these guys I might actually be able to star in one of those fitness magazines next to Arnold Schwarzenegger.....

I wish for an endless supply of manga

 

Granted.
It's hentai manga, that gives you this face while reading:

Spoiler

I wish for more activity in the RPs here.

 

granted. no catch.

i wish for the perfect nose.