Corrupt my wish

Granted but you are said immature teenager who does a poor job at fighting robots.

I wish I could get to sleep faster

 

Granted, but you're now narcoleptic.

I wish catgirls were real.

 

Granted, but they end up taking over the world with their cuteness and enslave the non-cat human race
I wish the next person did not corrupt my wish

 

(Hnnnnng that's an evil dare.)

Wish granted, but it is then not granted in a weird-ass plot twist.

I wish anime physics applied to real life.

 

^ smooth couldn't come up with something for that one

Granted but they don't apply to you

I wish I had unlimited wishes NYA

Hail the almighty Miss Suzumiya, lest ye desire to be trapped eternally in the Endless Eight

 

Granted, but the wishes don't actually gain you anything; they just allow you to wish to use the word wish again.

I wish that futuristic hovercars were real.

 

Nice response to my wish
Granted
But it's too expensive for anyone but the top 10 richest people to buy
I wish that there was world peace

 

Granted there WAS world peace for about ten minutes before North Korea tried to nuke the u.s.a

I wish I was never tired again.

 

Granted but you have to continuously eat a lot every 30 minutes to keep your energy and therefor you will never loose weight,
I wish to meet all of you in person XD

 

Granted, but then you fall in love with someone that is already taken and you have to live the rest of your life wallowing in your own self pity dealing with a broken heart.

I wish I could get a better job

 

Granted
But you end up getting fired on the first day, for reasons unknown
I wish I had a gold coin for each one of the posts on DTP

 

Granted, but the gold coins are revealed to be smuggled into the country from an illegal source, and so they must be kept to yourself. 10 days after receiving your first coin, the police get involved.

I wish for fresh, in-date, banana milkshake.

 

Granted but once you drink it you cant stop until you drunk the entire cup and the cup turns out to be 150oz size.
i wish for a planet full of cat girls.

 

(I wouldn't mind that to be honest. I drink entire bottles in one go anyway, so how hard can it be? :3)

Granted, but the catgirls are cannibals, unfortunately.

I wish that said catgirls weren't cannibals.

 

Granted they are now food thieves who like to steal the meals of humans and are strongly suspected of abducting cows on Earth's farmlands...

I wish for a telescope that can see the deep edges of space

 

(I can live with that.)

Granted, but the lifeforms in the deep edges of space are very territorial, and attack you for even looking at their homelands.

 

Granted only I fail at mind reading and assumed you wanted to be my slave.

I wish to give you back your freedom (lol the irony)

 

(God damnit I keep forgetting to add the wish.)

Granted on the basis that I am all that is man.

I wish that I'd stop forgetting to add the wish.

 

Granted but you forget to respond to other people's wishes
i wish i was a ninja

 

I wish that my orange juice carton was refilled.

Wait.. no.. oh right, almost forgot.

Granted, but you're a really loud ninja that wears flamboyant pick clothing and announces your presence through a megaphone before attempting to hit your mark.