Corrupt my wish

Granted you are trapped in an endless Ice age

I wish for some holiday time and someone special to spend it with

 

Woohoo! I can also deal with that.
@Delta Haven't seen you around for a while unless I missed something. If not, welcome back.

Granted, granted but your person was a persacom (CHOBITS) and your holiday was a week long.

I wish for faster internet.

 

Granted but it can only be connect at 0200 till 0300

I wish for the chance to change my appearance when ever I like

 

granted but it will always be the opposite gender

I wish to be a billionaire

 

Granted but you chocked on it.
I wish for a Shakuhachi.

 

Grant but it has a few splinters around the mouth piece.

I wish for Kaede to be happy
(yea for selfless wish)

 

granted but she will be able to feel anything else

I wish I could fly

 

Granted, but someone tied you to a chair.... never to move again.

I wish for someone to build a snowman for mii.

 

Granted. The snowman got neutered.

I wish to own a weaponized stapler for pinning my enemies.

 

Granted, but it went off in your pants pocket. I wish for World Peace

 

Granted, but you had to be sacrificed in order for world peace to finally come true.

I wish for more anime...

 

granted but you go blind
I wish for my family to be happy

 

Granted: You were disowned.

I wish for good grades.

 

Actually, that would be a good wish.
Granted, but the shcool shut down before your grade sheet could be sent home.

I wish to be a higurashhiin. (Higurashiin, my little word I use for being a higurashi person.)

 

granted but you'll never leave
I wish I lived in the world from five kingdoms

 

And that's a bad thing because?

Granted, but they were made out of paper Mache.

I wish for Anime to be real.

 

Granted you are now trapped in the SAO MMO that will be out in the next few years

I wish for more time at work

 

OOo yay! Do I get to be my favourite character I made up?

Granted, but you are over worked to the point of exhaustion.

I wish to posses the Alice: The madness returns PlayStation game...

 

Granted only there is a inch long scratch on the top side of the disk

I wish to be lonely

 

Grrr. I don't think so.

NOooo! Don't be lonely... Hmm how to grant this with a twist...

Granted, but you're stuck with Hanyuu's spirit form next to you.

I wish to stop being so sickly pale!