Corrupt my wish

Granted, but the anime is @#$%#$.

I wish to have an Armored Core.

 

234534?

Granted but it's drawn on paper.

 

@Kaede you forgot to wish

I wish for the site to prosper.

 

Wait really?... I could have sworn... Eh oh well.
Granted but you're not there to see it.
I wish for candy.

 

Granted but it is 200 year old candy.

I wish for a human exestince

 

I was censoring my cussing right there.



...Granted... you exist as a slave (I will not specify what kind).

I wish to go to a bath house.

 

Granted... but the water was dirty creek water.

I wish for Vergil's blue trench coat...

 

You have it now, but he bled to death in it.

I wish to know what history has taught us.

 

granted. you are now dead.

i wish for a tissue

 

You will die now Core. I mean... *Laughs hesitantly.*

Granted but it had already been used.

I wish for a glitter bomb...

 

Granted: You are arrested for terrorist acts.

I wish to see the world burn.

 

For a glitter Bomb? Haha! That would be priceless.

Granted but you were caught up in the middle of it all.

I wish for white paper to draw on...

 

granted but you shall suffer endless paper cuts
I wish for all new release xbox games for free for all time

 

Granted but you have no limbs to play it.
I wish to have Rozen Maiden doll (That actually exists.)

 

Granted: She's as bossy as her owner.

I wish for conversion to be an android.
"The age of flesh is over."

 

@Core I think I can deal with that. Wait, how am I bossy? Hmph... You big meany.

Granted, but it continues to malfunction...making the conversation very difficult.

I wish for a Cheshire cat like my avatar...

 

I couldn't resist adding that.

Heh. Granted, but his smile is plainly visible at night. Not to mention eyes.

I wish for absolute regeneration when damaged.

 

@Core Suiseiseki is grumpy with you now. I can hear her complaining to Shiku. All I can hear her saying over and over is "You big meany." . What's wrong with the starring? I'll just pick the cat up and place him by your window as you seep.

Granted, but you were found out by the secret society and used as an experiment.

I wish the imagination was real.

 

You wished for it, not me! Pay the consequence!

Granted, but it goes nuts unexpectantly.

I wish to control my own gravity.

 

But that's not a consequence...

Granted, but you were shipped off to another planet with no gravity...

I wish for the seasons to remain winter for all eternity...