Corrupt my wish

Granted you are a ghost, nobody will ever see you.

I wish I had the Courage to ask someone out.

 

Granted, but you always vomit on the first date

I wish to ride a train.

 

granted but the train doesn't have a destination and goes on forever

I wish I had the mind reading powers

 

Granted you can read the minds of goldfish.

I wish I was a real boy

 

Granted, but it's only 30 minutes a year.

I wish to sleep endlessly.

 

Granted but your forever stuck in a nightmare.
I wish for some new headphones

 

Granted, but they're $5 ones.

I wish for everything.

 

Granted you have everything which is nothing

I wish for unchallenged Strength

 

granted, you have now been teleported to an unknown planet with population "you" . Now no one can challenge your strength.

i wish I had a pair of cat girls

 

Granted, but they're female cats.

I wish for Fast & Furious to never exist.

 

wish granted.... fast and the furious never existed but in its place a movie series called "slow and the scared" became a huge hit, with horrible cgi and what seems like never ending sequels.

i wish I found absolute happiness (lets see who corrupts this wish)

 

Granted, but it is only found in a coma dream.

I wish it meet the Master chief voice actor in real life

 

Granted, but he's an asshole that you despise.

I wish for my glass case to come.

 

Granted, it will arrive in the next two weeks covered in a clear box complete with lens cleaner and wipe cloth, the box is covered in a clear but sticky film.

I wish I could wear contacts

 

Granted, but they don't help you see.

I wish for something.

 

Granted you have a new house at the bottom of the Tasman sea with no internet, anime or manga with you.

I wish for a pilot licence

 

Granted, but it's suspended.

I wish I were taller

 

Granted, here are some platform shoes.

I wish I had a limitless keg

 

Granted, but it's filled with non alcoholic beer.

I wish Nyan girls were real

 

Granted but they're hermaphrodites
I wish for a death note