Bad Movies

Eragon. Fantastic book, abysmal movie.

 

And extremely shit Xbox game.

 

black sheep.

crappiest movie ive seen up to date.

 

I have to say Pacific Rim. Could have used more of a story line.

 

What're talking about? It's an accurate portrayal of how sheep treat New Zealanders. The sheep are just sick of being f**ked by them.

 

Watch "Don't Blink". Omg such a bad movie.

 

Postal: the Movie

Have not seen it myself, but sounds pretty bad. I checked the story to it, and it sounded ridiculous.

Also based off the game Postal 2.

 

I know you probably are not after this but anyway....This movie is Awesome but the special effects are just atrocious I thought... Blood: The last vampire (Live action) It's mostly English. At least 95% of it is.

 

You want to see the worst movie ever? Troll 2 followed by Voyage of the Rock Aliens.

 

Definitely would have to be The Crimson Pirate, a 50's flick with my then favorite actor, Burt Lancaster. When I was a kid and when Netflix would send you movies in the mail, I would always try to get this movie but it would never be available for some reason. So I decided to wait online for it to be uploaded, WORST DECISION EVER!!!, I ended up waiting almost 7 years, and when I finally found it and watched it, I cried in heart-wrenching agony at the piece of pure unadulterated SHIT I was putting 2 whole hours of my precious life through!!!!

 

I can't name the absolute worst movie I've ever seen, but probably one of the worst ones I've seen was Identity Thief with Melissa McCarthy. It was so bad that I went to the cashier and demanded my money back

 

That was pretty shitty, i forgot about Identity Thief!!

 

I guess I just don't like McCarthy all that much. She's starred in a bunch of horrid comedies over the years that seem to only make pants-on-head retards laugh

 

I can't believe I forgot about the most monotone, boring, and all around worst actor of all time, Nicholas Cage!!!!!!!
I loathe every movie he has ever been in, most especially the National Treasure movies!!!!!

 

I couldn't resist

 

Thanks!!
That proves that utter stupidity and idiocy, while annoying, can be funny!!!
Just watched Von Ryan's Express last night and loved it!!

 

The guy creeps me out though for real. Like his eye balls are going to pop out of his head like the villain from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

Which by the way is one of my favorite childhood movies.

 

Wow, I can't stand that movie!!!!
Have you seen The Dirty Dozen, I thought it was a pretty good WWII movie

 

I haven't seen that one in a while, that's a good one where they get those "problematic" guys to band together in some really hard mission. How about "Where Eagles Dare", that one is cool, always liked the shootout inside the castle with Clint Eastwood.
Somewhere beneath the waves now, "Enemy Below" was one of my first submarine movies. Was really neat.

Man I could go all day with these

Edit: And now I can, I created a thread just for WWII movies

 

Seen Enemy Below and will watch Where Eagles Dare. Where did you post the WWII thread?