Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer

Why is Waluigi so sexy?

 

4 is my answer.

why is it that when the sky is blue the clouds are puffy?

 

The clouds were offended by the sky's blue-ness.

What is it about long hair that catches a guy's attention?

 

well duh size matters.

if you are to choose a pokemon, will light affect the speed of a falling apple?

 

Depends if it's a thundershock.

What would hurt more...a couch cushion or a pillow?

 

neither.. neither will help you sleep once you remember an embarrassing moment from 5th grade.

where can one buy over-the-ear head phones?

 

Wherever most headphones are sold.

Why does one call a crochet hook thus when Crochet means 'hook' in french, or a Table Mesa when Mesa means 'table' in Spanish?

 

because double standards exists.

where is camelot?

 

Where King Arthur once ruled and the Knights of the Round Table upheld peace and justice.

Why do Band-aids say they are the best when in reality you have to use paper-tape to keep them on?

 

because placebo is a market wonder.

just how good is better?

 

Its better than good and its all you need to know

Does Eminem like M&M's?

 

last i heard is that he is more of slim shady so he likes fiber.

how does one kill mosquitoes?

 

Because you asked

What is the big bang?

 

in your heart.

where did i last put that philip screw driver?

 

Because he went to buy milk and never came back sweetie.

Why is gondola so sad all the time and why does he have no arms?

 

because he told the fellowship to ran and called them fools while hes hanginng for his dear life.

why do birds suddently appear everytime you are near?