Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer

to you it is. its a common knowledge for the plebeian.

why do cows eat rocks?

 

cause rocks are hard and cows are bad ass
they're moos are scarier than a lion's roar

why can't humans breathe under water?

 

because we have nails. nails stop us from breathing underwater.

when will we be able to send someone to mars?

 

As soon as martins allow us to land
why is it so hard to build a castle with books?

 

because you didnt read each one before using them.

would you like it changed from books to cd/dvd cases instead?

 

Only if cds could help me fly (nah , just need some extra time...been really busy lately)
do elephants sleep?

 

Only in your dreams.

How do you fit an elephant inside a fridge?

 

you move the food to the oven.

how do you open a orange?

 

Ring its doorbell so the orange will open its door. Duh!

Why do people say "out of sight, out of mind" and "distance makes the heart grow fonder"?

 

Because neither of them are true.

Are you ready?

 

No. I'm Youngnozomi.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

 

Chuck Norris can chuck as much wood as he likes

How strong is Chuck Norris ?

 

Stronger than your grandmother...

Excuse me, do you know who I am?

 

Yes. A computer screen.

Why can't the sky be purple?

 

Because blue is already taken.

How many marshmallows can you fit on an aeroplane?

 

Zero. They all get eaten before they are counted.

Why are seagulls called "Umineko" in Japanese? (Seacats)

 

cause cats were originally fish

why can't we live without oxygen?

 

To make video game levels that take place away from oxygen harder.

Why do lions sleep so much?

 

oh they are sleeping alright. sleeping enough that when you go near it it will have twice the speed of light to eat you whole.

are gummy bears still as gummy as before?

 

Only when gummed by people who gum gummies.

What do call a cow without legs?