Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer

Because you have a hardon for Yaoi.

Why does life exist?

 

Life is about new encounters, making friends, sharing your joyful and sad moments with them, to question lifes existence is equivalent of throwing mud over all these things and and then stamping on them until they are no more. Indeed, no one can be sure how many stamps it will take for them to break however one thing is certain.....shrek is love, shrek is LIFE

how many girls does it take for anime to be classified as a harem anime?

Yaoi makes me excited (only 24 hours left for this dare -_- )

 

About 1,000,000.

Why is 69 shit?

 

the answer is pretty simple if you really think about it. its because birds where given a special kind of feet. if you count the toes of a bird, that is the required number of toes implemented by the international law of aviation.

now why do hairs grow?

 

The answer is even simpler than the previous one my friend. Hair is made up of hopes and dreams of a human being, when these hopes and dreams aren't achieved they exit the body through the head forming hair follicles.

why do cats meow?

 

Because I watch low budget horror erotica films.

Why do I own an iPad?

 

cause apples have souls

why do people celebrate new year?

 

its a conspiracy made by the ancient romans in order to divert the attention of their people from too much love making.
why are rappers not wearing suites?

 

The same reason they refuse to use clubs now.

Why is everything so depressing?

 

because not enough yuri.

why are bulbs not multi-colored?

 

Because I broke my foot.

Why did I break my foot?

 

for a paid sick leave.

happens if a tiger sleeps for 18 hours straight?

 

It poops

Why do I like Vines?

 

vines? there are no such thing as vines.

why do you always like things that doesnt exist?

 

Because semen stains

Why is 42 a thing?

 

because in ancient times there was a king named four and a queen named two , they had a complicated relationship so their Childs name was 42

 

now why did shifter didnt ask a stupid question?

 

Because he's stupid. HAH, GOT 'EEEEM

Is it wrong to try and pick up girls in a dungeon?

 

only if that dungeon is full of cheese

(gotta make sure to ask a question this time)
why does the rainbow symbolise gays (gay rights) ?

 

Cause it's soft.

Why does the Confederate Flag exist ?