Who Would Win?

Who Would Win?  A forum game inspired by a board/card game of the same name.  (My first attempt at creating a new thread/topic.)

So here's how it works, pick any two people (living, dead, real, fictional), objects, Lovecraftian horrors, or otherwise and create a scenario.

The next person will decide who wins, give their reasoning as to why, and create a scenario of their own.

I'll start:  Batman VS Superman in a baking contest.

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I’ll start: Batman VS Superman in a baking contest.




Batman. Why? BECAUSE HES TEH GERD DERRM BERTMERN!!!

Jarry Mouse, or Roadrunner in an all out brawl

 

I go with Roadrunner!! He has more luck than Jerry!

Ryu (from Street Fighter 2) vs Jin Kazama (from Tekken) in a best 2 out of three race on Mario Kart Wii playing only the Special Cup levels.

 

Ordinarily i think Ryu would win, but if Jin becomes devil Jin i think shit would hit the fan and there would cease to be any wii.

Sakura Haruno vs Orihime Inoue in a battle of being the most useless in any given situation.

 

Orihime, dear god...  Because it's almost like she tries to make everything more complicated. lol.  I don't dislike her character but I find her annoying a lot.

Solid Snake VS Cthulhu at square dancing.

 

Cthulhu, I feel like he would use some of his mystical powers. Plus I think he has a cult following and those usually have weird square dancing requirements to enter.

Luigi or Knuckles ( Sonic) in a french braiding competition.

 

Luigi, I think that Knuckles spikey knuckles would get in the way.

Megatron VS Mecha Godzilla at unicycle volley ball (playing volley ball on a unicycle).

 

Megatron he has more mobility.

Bill Clinton vs Clint Eastwood in a break-dancing competition.

 

Clint Eastwood.  If nothing else he could just whip out his revolver and win by default.

Natsu Dragneel VS Edward Elric in a hot dog eating contest.

 

Natsu, unless its on a train or moving object.

Hatsune Miku vs Lady Gaga in a creepy song competition.

 

Hatsune Miku.  Lady Gaga seems to be in decline with her music and popularity.

Major Armstrong VS Elfman Strauss in a contest of manliness.

 

I  think major armstrong would win.v

Taiga (Toradora) vs Louise (Familiar of Zero) in a contest of tsundere charm.

 

taiga would win. louise is a monster.

Onizuka (GTO) vs Kamina (TTGL) in a singing contest.

 

Edward Elric vs. Lina Inverse in a who's shorter contest.

 

Lina Inverse.  Idk who Lina Inverse is but, according to the wiki, she is 4.8' tall.  Where as Edward is, supposedly according to the manga, 5'4".

General Olivier Armstrong VS Erza Scarlet at thumb wrestling.

 

Lina Inverse. Idk who Lina Inverse is but, according to the wiki, she is 4.8′ tall. Where as Edward is, supposedly according to the manga, 5’4″.

General Olivier Armstrong VS Erza Scarlet at thumb wrestling.




Armstrong because THE ART OF THUMB WRESTLING HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN IN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!

Toriko VS Luffy in an eating contest

 

Luffy because he can expand to hundreds of times his own size.

The Terminator vs Inspector Gadget in a robot dance-off

 

Inspector gadget, I feel like he could pull some absurd stuff off.

Morgan Freeman vs Samuel L Jackson in a fist fight.

 

freeman is old so id go with jackson

nagato yuki from MOHS and ayanami rei from NGE in a staring contest

 

Since i've only watched 2 episodes of MOHS and seen 5 episodes of NGE I'll go with Rei.