What did you get on your birthday?

Title simply states goal. Tell us what you got, or complain about getting nothing. Either one will do.

Last birthday I had, I ended up getting a tool set, key blade, and car wipes.

 

I read Beyblade and I thought that was an awesome bd gift.

 

I got one for Christmas when I was little. I was so disappointed to realize there was no special power in the top.
I guess because it was anime related, my dad decided to get one that was an unmanly shade of purple. Nearly pink, actually.
Those were the days, when I had blowing bubbles and spinning tops down to a science.

 

I got bombed with multicolored glitter by my mother and her boy friend on my birthday, They sent mii a parcel that rattle and I instantly new it was glitter. Anyway there was another parcel in side wrapped in two lots of Duct Tap and two lots of normal sticky tape. Finally got through that lot but then realized it was two presents, each with more duct tape and normal sticky tape. Finally got through it and opened the wrappings and even more glitter came out. My front yard was nothing but glitter. Glitter inside the house that shouldn't, even the cat was covered... Maybe didn't help I pretend to use him as a mop... But hey!

Well played mother, mother's boyfriend... Well played.

 

Let's see, this year I got a shirt, a pair of jeans, a Bison cup ( similar to YETI), a movie, and so far $300.

 

$300?!!!! You're sharing that right?

 

Nope, gonna treat it like a free paycheck and put it straight into the bank!!!
I'm soooo cruel aren't I XD!!!!

 

Geez... Talking to Mii requires a fee you know? It ain't free,

 

OOOOPS, Didn't I tell you sweetie, that Sporadic and I have been in league to force all JustDubians when they sign up to unknowingly sign a contract which binds them to pay royalties to Spors and me!!!?? Didn't you read the fine print!!!??

 

Pfft! What fine print? *reads reads reads reads...* *runs out and gets some flammable liquid and a lit match. Disposed of computers and paper contracts.* KaaboooooOOOOOOMB! Huh, what fine print? You lie! Wait a second, you came here after mii. Therefore, it's impossible for you and Sporadic to be in league with each other. You liar!

 

Ah, but did you not know that I have a twin brother who has been on the site since it's beginning!!! He since then has been inactive for some time now but was a founding member of JustDubs!!!!
WTF!! Why am I kidding myself!!

 

Haha! Sure sure... That's what they all say. That means this... Twin brother may have just been allowed to be on the site since that 13 year rule.
Anyway, it sounds as though you had a good birthday.

 

I usually get nothing on my birthday which doesn't bother me. I think the last time I actually got anything on my birthday was maybe 6 years ago but I don't remember the exact number of years.

 

Yeah, it was great!!!!

 

Me? I didn't get nothing special, just a good dinner with my parents and bro at an Italian restaurant