Insult the above poster without cursing

Saw this on another forum. Thought it'd be fun. Also, mentioning of sexual fluids/body parts counts as cursing.

 

You're not tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon

 

You're more ignored than the terms and conditions of the forums

 

Your voice is liquid Xanax. (One of the late night people said that about Ben Carson).

 

I like you less than a Minion lover

 

You're as useless as GTA's traffic lights

 

You're more useless than Sakura!!

 

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

 

Now that's just cruel

You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but no one wants you

 

You play ball like a girl!

 

Oh yeah?!? Well you're just a placeholder waiting to be replaced.

 

Looking at you is more painful than stepping on a Lego

 

I heard on your last visit to the mental ward , they discovered a new mental illness and named it after you

 

If I were to slap you, it'd be animal abuse

 

If you ever committed a crime and I gave the cops your picture, they'd arrest me for burning that image into their minds

 

If everyone took an instant dislike to you it would save them time.

 

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius

 

If I were to insult you, it'd be considered animal abuse