I don't want to live on this planet anymore!

As you can probably guess, this thread is dedicated to the stupidest of the stupid.
The ones that make you wonder how they remember to breathe, and hope to god never breed.



You know exactly the ones I'm talking about.
People that are reason for the birth of this meme.



So....

Have at it!!!

 

Some Guy Is Suing Apple Because He Wants Apple to Protect Him from Porn.




In this most ridiculous lawsuit that should expose the idiocy of mankind and/or lawsuits in general, a lawyer is suing Apple because of porn. Seriously. The lawyer is seeking damages against Apple because it makes devices that can display porn. He wrote a 50 page complaint over this!

Chris Sevier, an attorney in Nashville, is the plaintiff in this inane lawsuit and he wants Apple to install a filter in its browser to block all Internet porn. That is a real thing a real person wants. He suggests that if a person over 18 wants to view porn, that they contact Apple and "sign a form acknowledge the ills of pornography, and receive a code to remove the filter." That is a real thing a real person wants.

Click, click, boom! Two gun special.


http://gizmodo.com/some-guy-is-suing-apple-because-he-wants-apple-to-prote-762470824

 

Idiot Tries to Wear Handgun-Shaped Heels Through Airport Security





Considering we live in an era where the possession of too much hand sanitizer is enough to strike fear in the heart of airport security, you'd think passengers would exercise a little caution when it comes to carry on items—you know, like leaving the gun-shaped paraphernalia at home. You'd be wrong. This past week, one LaGuardia-goer tried to pass through airport security in a pair of pistol-shaped high-heeled shoes.

http://gizmodo.com/idiot-tries-to-wear-handgun-shaped-heels-through-airpor-925456370

 

So, Uh. This Is What Bathing In Over 300 Cans of Pepsi (???) Is Like

Listen. I don't know why this man is taking a bath in Pepsi. I don't know how he could possibly be enjoying it as much as he apparently is. All I know is, oh god, why is it fizzing like that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1imBDwhWAg&feature=player_embedded

http://kotaku.com/so-uh-this-is-what-bathing-in-over-300-cans-of-pepsi-1070304111

 

I heard on the radio the other day that a woman in Oregon is going to sue the power company the county for driving into a pole while driving under the influence! Its her fault for doing a DUI how stupid can you be?

 

Just...
Keep the guns coming... nonstop

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/26/showbiz/music/miley-cyrus-mtv-vmas-gaga/index.html?sr=fb082613mileycyrusvma930a

Watch if YOU CAN

I stopped after 10 sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=apL0BArCTz4

 

You gotta be kidding me...



A new app encourages you to throw your phone as high as possible. Here’s why the algorithms it uses involve zero gravity. Image courtesy Carrot Pop





Like many successful smartphone games, the goal of Send Me to Heaven is easily communicated. Unlike other games, the goal is to throw your phone as high as you can, then catch it.

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2013/09/send-me-to-heaven-app/?mbid=social11655704

 

All these years I thought that was the Eiffel Towel. Man am I stoopid!!!

 

BK-2★1 wrote:


All these years I thought that was the Eiffel Towel. Man am I stoopid!!!



WHAT!? its not the leaning tower of pisa?