Get The Pudding!

Remember this game anyone?
I do...
And i have delicious proooooooooof!




I have a delicious bowl of pudding.
It's waiting for me in my fridge guarded by my locked door.


Take it away from me, if you can!

 

so you looked the door. comes me with a blow torch. successfully making a hole on the fridge, i then merrily took the pudding.

yay me!

and dat pic... such feels.... such nostalgia.

 

Mafiacow approves of dat avi choice.

Now, to the game...

While you were busy torching the fridge, you didn't notice the wild me at your feet, tying your shoelaces together. As you "Merrily take it away", you trip and the pudding falls into my paws. I activate the rest of my kitteh powers and climb up a tree, pudding in paw. :3

 

didnt see that one coming.

while you were busy climbing the tree, you failed to notice that i threw a small kunai with a teleportation jutsu to the pudding. by the time you got up the tree, it was again back to me. 0.0...... im still tied.

 

As you retrieve the pudding via your teleportation jutsu, I sneaked up behind you and pelted you with a hoard of angry, rabid, flea infested cats. As you screamed in terror about your adorable, horrific fate, you accidentally fling the pudding aside allowing me to make off with it in my giant, flying kitteh mecha. :3

Am I playing this right? >.>

 

While you were busy gathering angry kitties, I emptied the fuel tank of your kitteh mecha and you then plummet to the ground. I then merrily reach in and take the pudding as I make a getaway on my kitteh scooter (which runs on kitteh power and can't run out of fuel).

I think we doin this right (>.

 

Realizing that I had been duped, I quickly grab the kitteh seeking missile launcher from my downed kitteh mech and fire off a salvo, completely wrecking your kitteh scooter. I then proceed to swipe the pudding and make off with it on foot, jumping over the fences of local residences and knocking over their prized garden gnomes.

 

Suddenly one of the Gnomes gets back up and runs at you at full force, tackling you to the ground. I swipe the pudding from your hands and use a jetpack to get away.

 

I quickly get up, grab the gnome, and throw it at you as you begin to fly away. The gnome ruptures the fuel tank on your jet pack and a slight spark from the impact causes it to ignite. You fall to the ground, your pants on fire, and I take the slightly charred pudding and make my get away in the nearest car.

 

Your car crashes into a magical unicorn wall and I scoop up the pudding on my way to work, without my pants.

 

I will simply seduce you with my manly looks and when you're in ecstasy, I will take the pudding away from you.

 

Anyaway (in a Round the Twist mood nows). Your "manly looks" mature incredulously, growing you a beard of incredible length and bushiness, which makes the townspeople mistake you for a hair-covered monster. While they run you out of town, you drop the pudding, and I pick it up once again~

 

I stumble out of my crashed car, tackle you to the ground, steal your ID, write your real name in my Death Note, take the pudding and run. In 60 seconds you will die of explosive diarrhea...

 

While you are running you fail to notice the bear trap I layed out for you and trigger it. Falling to the ground I take the pudding from you and run laughing.

 

I use a visual novel image on you as a distraction.
This girl comes up to you.

You give the pudding to the cute girl, and she passes it to me, and I dash off for the ocean. When i reach the water, I use my pokeball to summon a poliwhirl.

Poliwhirl uses surf!
I get on poliwhirl and ride into the sunset, holding the pudding high in triumph.

 

What the Death Note user failed to realise is that the ID in my wallet was fake, rendering me safe from the killing.
I call out my Feraligatr and pursue the pudding thief. With the superior speed, I catch up, and KO your entire team, taking the pudding as victory spoils~

 

After removing the bear trap from my leg, I call upon my flying nimbus and catch up to you. I then proceed to slap you with many, many salmons. You drop the pudding, I grab it, and fly away.

 

Noticing you in the sky, I take out my giant leaf blower and blow the cloud away out from under you. You fall to the ground in a sea of angry koala bears. In your fear and confusion I take the pudding from you and run off.

 

Knowing that Koalas are marsupials, not bears, I deduce that these bears are in fact Drop Bears. Smelling the vegemite on my breath, they recognise that I am the only Aussie present, and follow my instructions, dropping their two-metre-tall bear bodies onto you from the trees, and claiming the pudding for me!~

 

then you gave the pudding to me without question.