Do something to the poster above

This is the idea: when someone posts, the next person does something to that person, and it goes on like that. It would be a good idea to keep this game clean, so do not do anything dirty. That is all I can think of for this.
Since I am the first here, I have nobody to do anything. In this case, I will post this action, directed to an imaginary person, to kick this off.

*stares at above imaginary poster

 

*Smack attack* (Anybody who has seen CodeMent should get this reference)

 

*chases Kaede with a Tactical Jackhammer
That's for the smack!

 

Hauu... You're so mean
Once the jackhammer is out of reach, I tie you to a chair...
*Starts speaking and singing in Japanese.*
XD

 

*got played with a tentacle monster*

huehuehue

 

*You as a Penguin was used as a surf board*

 

*perfomed push ups*

 

*Lucy kick!

 

*killed themselves after watching the Endless Eight*

 

*performs Gibbs slap

"A slap to the head is a wake-up call, but a slap to the face is an insult."

 

*pushed them out the window*

 

*Eating your last slice of pizza delicious*

 

*stares blankly in front*

 

*Bakes a terrible cake then throws it in your face*

 

*stares blankly in front*

 

*kicks pieces of playful tentacle monster

Pheh. Tentacle monsters...

 

*stares blankly in front*

 

*sprays pepper spray directly into eyes
Trying to remedy that staring problem you have there.

 

*stares blankly in front* (must resist)

 

*Blind folds you* How are you suppose to stare now with no sight, Noobs?