Corrupt my wish

granted but the theme song mentions your deepest secrets
I wish I could go back in time

 

Granted. You went back a second

I wish I wish I was a fish

 

granted , you are now someone's dinner (I could go for some fish right now)

I wish my wallet had unlimited cash

 

granted and you are in Greece right now.

i wish for a bottled water.

 

damn ....Greece needs to get its shit straight

granted but the bottled water is basically tap water with a mix of human sweat, yeah sweat

I wish for super speed

 

Granted but your blind
I wish for the dragon balls to be real

 

granted , however it's impossible to build a dragonball radar or detect them in anyway. (Good luck trying to find them)
I wish for anime styled hair

 

Ow......That hurt

Granted, but everyone calls you a weeaboo because of it

I wish I was dead

 

granted , however right before you're about to die your ideal spouse says that they want you to be their husband/wife and they you die right in front of them X_X .

I wish I had a hidden talent for singing

 

Granted. You're Justin Bieber

I wish I didn't have to get out of bed

 

granted and spiders and bed bugs are your buddies. (hi deidrich!)


i wish for a peanut butter sandwich

 

Granted the Bread is now mold.

I wish the podcast gets popular.

 

granted

i wish for a beard.

 

granted , however its impossible to tri, so it keeps on growing

I wish I couldn't feel pain

 

Granted you no longer fell pain as your now dead

I wish the girl I liked noticed me

 

granted and its the reason now she loathes you.

i wish for a green hanky.

 

Granted you have a red hanky covered in green mucus.

I wish for time off work

 

granted, you got sacked! good luck finding a new job
I wish I could tell the future

 

granted and its about how you will die not when.

i wish for a sparrow egg between my thighs

 

granted but if you drop it you will die good luck

Now I wish for a dollar see what you can do.