Corrupt my wish

granted but it gets stolen asap.

i wish for a tee shirt with a picture of a tee shirt on it.

 

granted but its kiddie size 5.

i wish for a scooter.

 

Granted bu it runs on Hard Crack

I wish for a pet Dino

 

granted but it was alive 90000000000000000 years ago.

i wish for a pony

 

granted but it sick and needs to be put down but you didn't so it suffered until it last breath you sick fuck.

i wish for a hat

 

granted and its a bubble hat. and it popped. and its gone.

i wish for a peanut butter sandwich

 

granted but you gave it to a kid with a peanut allergy and the kid died you cruel bastard.

i wish for a tank

 

Granted, but it's an old model that doesn't work anymore.

I wish for Pods.

 

granted


i wish for immunity to mosquito bites.

 

Granted, but you get terminal cancer.

I wish for fries.

 

Granted you have some Carrot Fries

I wish I had a new home to live in

 

Granted a one bedroom trailer
I wish for more dvds for my collection

 

granted but those dvds contain movies in Chinese without subtitles

I wish for sharpshooting skills

 

granted but you end up going to a killing spree and get killed by the police was it worth it.

i wish for a sd. kfz 251

 

Granted you can have the one for saving pvt Ryan just before its hit with a Rocket.

I wish for a Bottle of lotion, suntan lotion

 

Granted, but the lotion was replaced with cooking oil.

I wish I had some food.

 

granted u can have fried cricket (it's considered a delicacy in some countries)

i wish for x-ray vision

 

granted but it only works to a visible boner (male).

i wish for a carrot

 

Granted, but it's mouldy.

I wish for freedom.

 

granted but terms and conditions apply.

i wish for a baking soda