Corrupt my wish

granted and you found a human finger when you started eating it.

i wish for a box of chocolates.

nobody knows what youll get when its a box of chocolates.

 

granted, however the chocolates happen to be made of your relatives souls (I could have gone for the obvious and made them droppings but nah)
I wish for bigger biceps gyming is hard

 

Granted, but you need to go to the gym everyday for 5 hours to keep them.

I wish for awoo~

 

granted and next will be marriage.

i wish for a box of milk.

 

granted , however it's camel milk

I wish for snow

 

Granted you have all the YELLOW snow you can have.

I wish I was immune to pain

 

granted and you always feel pleasure with makes you come every minute.

i wish for a good picture.

 

Granted your school Photo was so awesome that your class mates will talk about it for years, only you were not in it

I wish for a magical beer tap that never runs out

 

Granted, but all the beer is from the 1800

I wish for a decent song.

 

granted but sung by one direction.

i wish for a caterpillar

 

Granted but you end up accidentally eating it.

I wish for a new life.

 

Granted you are now a sim.

I wish for a perfect world for everyone

 

Granted, but you cease to exist.

I wish for a shit world.

 

Granted you are a scarab beetle, your world is all about shit.

I wish I had a love

 

granted but your love murders you in your sleep.

I wish for a button

 

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for a penis.

 

granted but its on your forehead.

i wish for some poptarts

 

granted but they are badly overcooked and hard
I wish for more oreos

 

Granted, but they're 3 years old.

I wish for fries.

 

granted but they are from carrots.

i wish for a wallet.