Corrupt my wish

Granted only it works on shinigami

I wish I had immorality

 

Granted, but you have to be there when all your relatives die.

I wish for death to come.

 

Granted, You have a nice afternoon tea with Death.

Wish for control over the GPS network

 

Granted, but you're only allowed to show all gay clubs.

I wish for an old shitty phone.

 

Granted you have a modern old shitty phone

Spoiler

I wish for a PSP

 

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for a PS5.

 

Granted but it only runs red-ray discs an is in Neon yellow

Already have one of them

I wish for a fresh bag of rice

 

Granted, but the rice was picked by child laborers that were raped after nyan~

I wish for flour nyan~

Then why do you still have it nyan~

 

granted but its laced with cocaine and the D.E.A. at your door.

I wish i wasn't such a pleb.

 

granted now you are the most pleb of all pleb.

i wis for a pair of scissors.

 

granted but they stab you in the hand everytime you use them.

i wish for more cow grinders

 

Granted, but I have nothing to say.

I wish for baby chicks.

 

Granted, they turn in to killer Cows in three days.

I wish for the podcast to come back

 

granted.

i wish for a bag of pixie dust.

 

granted but is laced with bath salts good luck.

i wish for something to wish for.

 

granted and its about you turning into a pleb.

i wish for a soccer ball.

 

granted however you are on the field during the world cup now the game cant finish and a riot started hope your happy because you just killed like 50 people.

i wish i can meet Jeremy Clarkson.

 

granted however he thinks your taste in cars is horrible

I wish I could be king of the pirates

 

granted but you didnt get the one piece.

i wish for a can of soda.

 

granted but the can is 20 years old and could possibly cause death

I wish for some fish (yeah...fish...)