Corrupt my wish

Granted But it only works in wingdings.

I wish to be able to Speak Japanese.

 

Granted but you can only speak two words of it
セクシー and 肛門

I wish for a new house

 

Granted only it leaks like a sive

I can live with that.

I wish my arm was cybernetic

 

Granted, but it is sentient and you have no control over it.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Funyuns.

 

granted and in return you must bathe elephant C-men.

i wish for 3 lighted candles.

 

Granted, but they're shit and die out easily.

I wish for senpai to notice me.

 

granted

i wish for lightning strikes

 

Granted, but they hit your house and you.

I wish for no siblings.

 

granted. you are the no sibling. s its you that disappeared.

i wish for a blue berry pie.

 

Granted, you are a Blue berry pie, like Billy

I wish for superpowers

 

granted but its uncontrollable. youre eyes blink at the speed of 50 blinks/sec.

i wish for a microphone.

 

It would be like my life is a high shatter speed movie

Granted, you have a microphone that only works under water

I wish for a Burger

 

Granted, but it has everything you hate on it.

I wish for a submarine.

 

Granted, you have a toy sub for the bath.

I wish for a Remote control Tank

 

Granted, but it's only usable in the Middle East.

I wish for a good running computer.

 

Granted you have a windows 1.5 computer which works like a charm.

I wish for fully stocked cupboards

 

Granted your cupboards are now fully stocked with peas and spinach
I wish for roller blades

 

Granted, but they're motorised and go really fast.

I wish for a fan.

 

Granted you have a fan who loves you so much that they would kill you if you left the site.

I wish for a bottomless cup

 

Granted, but it only goes bottomless if you put something valuable in there.

I wish for senpai to not notice me ;_;