Get The Pudding!

And then I use my Geass eye to convince you that the pudding is my property. You hand over the pudding eagerly and I dash off into the sunset, pudding in hand!

 

but then you got tired of running. placed the pudding on a big rock. as you catch your breath, i asked you politely to hand over the pudding. you did hand it over without question.

i have the pudding.

 

I catch up to you and Yoink that pudding away!

I build a floating Castle fortress, and house the pudding in the deepest part.

 

I bomb the castle.

Now no one gets the pudding.

 

for the longest time with me having the pudding, i thought nothing is left. xD
seeing that maddy now has the pudding, i took it using a lasso like how cowboys do it.

i now has the pudding.

 

I shoot you with a laser beam, disintegrating you.

Now I have the pudding.

 

thats what you thought. it was just my hair that you disintegrated.
i then hypnotized you to give me the pudding which you did.

i now have the pudding.

 

That is what you thought, but halfway through I broke free, I gave you the pudding as a target. I then grab a bat and beat you to death.

Now I have the pudding.

 

luckily a sensou bean was nearby. i used the remaining strength that i have to chew and swallow it.
recovered fully, i picked a rock and threw it to your direction. you fell down. i then took the pudding.

i now have the pudding.

 

Luckily I had a helmet on, the rock only threw me to the ground. I get up and hit you over the head with a shovel, knocking you out. I take the pudding and proceed to bury you deep underground.

I now have the pudding.

 

with that i thank you because its where i found a spiral key. you know what happened next. i then piloted the biggest mecha that will ever be on the entire universe.
i then drilled you so hard that i lift you up to the heavens and you dropping the pudding. i then lassoed it to catch it.

i now has dem pudding.

 

I transform really tiny and jump into the bowl of pudding that your holding
I now have the pudding

 

I grab the bowl from @Noobs hands. I smash it on the ground. I stop on you and the pudding. I go back home and make another pudding.

I now have the pudding.

 

I walk to your house and take the pudding directly from your hands
I now have the pudding

 

i blew dust to your eyes.

i now have the pudding.

 

I hit you over the head with a hammer.

Now I have the pudding.

 

I trip you
Now i have the pudding

 

I push you down.

Now I have the pudding.

 

i licked your forehead. making you trip and fall down the hill.

i now has teh puddz.

 

I chop off your limbs

Now I have the pudding.