Corrupt my wish

Granted you now have candy that is so salty you have to drink a gallon of water for every 100g of candy to stay hydrated.

I wish for a war economy.

 

granted but everyone is into barter.

i wish for potato chip.

 

Granted but the potato chip gives you explosive diarrhea

I wish for 200 pounds of nutella with a spoon

 

granted but that nutella has amoeba.

i wish i can do cartwheel

 

Granted, but you can only do them naked.

I wish to have an all-girl orgy.

 

Granted by you are now taped to a chair in the corner.

I wish I was a pie

 

Granted but your burnt badly
I wish I had an evil twin

 

Granted, but they're not evil.

I wish to have an endless anime collection.

 

Granted but none of the series you have are complete

I wish for the power of life

 

Granted, but your family dies instantly.

I wish for mai waifu to come alive.

 

Granted, but she's horribly stupid.

I wish my wife would start watching anime with me.

 

Granted, but she watches the anime you hate.

I wish for another Yuri hentai complete with tomboy being dominated by girly girl.

 

Granted but to watch it you have to go though 20-30 spam ADs with viruses

I wish someone from any other world would come get me and take me away

 

granted and its slender man.

i wish for a hot coffee.

 

Granted but the sugar to coffee ratio is off.

I wish for a new computer.

 

granted it a 10 year old wooden abacus.

i wish for a fountain pen

 

Granted it even has a bottomless well but shoots Ink in your face every time you use it

I wish I only had one bike

 

granted and its a unicycle.

i wish for food.

 

Granted you find food in a Dungeon which no one has been in for 5 years.

I wish for a fake girl friend

 

Granted, but she's 50 years older than you.

I wish for a good car.