Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer

Because you look at ecchi at night!

Where is it OK to pick your nose in public?

 

well it depends on where you dropped your nose.

how come santa is pictured as a big old man?

 

Cuz he's a titan.

Why can't I go through walls?

 

it was a firewall of course you cant go through it.

is there a ninja school?

 

Yes it's hidden in a Taco Bell.

How do I make people think I'm a ninja turtle?

 

Head to your local sewer entrance and call out Master Splinter.

Where can I find the fountain of youth at?

 

My bedroom.

..............

Okay that doesn't sound right

How can I touch the clouds?

 

By putting your hand out!

Why are you standing upside down?

 

because standing down side up is to mainstream

why is the sun so quiet?

 

what are you deaf?! it is screaming in agony!!

are you in?

 

Yes, inside my secret vault of honeycomb

How can I be sure the answer to this question will be stupid?

 

yes

did it answer the question?

 

Depends if Obama is still black.

Why is the color red so freakin' red?

 

consider what day of the month it was when you looked at red and youll know why

how many birds are there in a battalion.

 

27 if you don't count the pigeons!

Am I tanning yet?

 

yeah the leather looks tan enough
why is earth round?
(@Noobs necropost powers are a go)

 

that is because mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell.

@shifter101 you forgot to post an image.

 

why did @Noobs forget to ask a question ?

 

because air-conditioners have freon in them that removes questions. questions are the source of heat and argument. freons are specifically made to remove heat.

why are topics made out of random?

 

Well some say life is due to random encounters between people, and the beginning of life was due to a random reaction that created the stars and the universe. As the creation of the universe is a random topic and the topic from which all other topics are formed, we can concur that all topics are random.

Why can birds fly?