Counting Endlessly

2521 the number of devil fruit users according to the dead sea scrolls.

 

2522 not a particularly significant number for anything...

 

2523 injured marines in the marine fold battle.

 

2524 jelly beans in your car.

 

2526 Not even another to write the time... We have come so far ='{

 

2527 bottles of kitten saliva on the wall.

 

Captain's log 2528,

It's terrible! The Pokemon Magmar has been defeated by the Trojan Paris because of the superior weaponry of the mighty super soaker water gun! What's even worse is that Achilles has taken an arrow to the knee which was his second weak point! Now we must hurry and construct the wooden Pikachu statue that Odysseus has ordered us to resume building. The Trojans will pay for this treachery and find their beloved city in flames while they foolishly celebrate their supposed "victory".

Don't tell me I already lost Wampa? We haven't even gotten to the Romans yet, pull yourself together man!

 

2529 nyan romans

 

2530 logs used to construct the wooden pickachu

 

2531 possibly the highest number I have ever counted to... Until I count the next number...

 

2532 and lets make it higher

 

Captain's log 2533,

Early this morning we initiated our Pikachu Trojen attack and the resulting mess was both a pleasure to watch and a joy to partake in. The Trojans (despite their name) were not protected in anyway for our full frontal assault. Hundreds of our soldiers poured all over the city. Hidden archers proceeded to attack the behind with pointy arrows.


The battering rams opened huge gaps for the giants to get into. Catapults shot their heavy loads of ammo all over the massive mounds of rooftops of the city. The citizens can only watch in fear as they saw their queen stabbed repeatedly with the long and well forged swords of the homesick men forced away for too long from their wives.

The king, responsible for the war was fed to the hungry concubine of the Macedonian king for them to feast on. Troy has fallen to our mighty spears! Even their descendents will feel the the punishment we delivered in the morning!

Wait did I read all this right? Uh...so moving along to another person's journal...

 

2534 the Galactic Republic has fallen and the Galactic Empire has replaced it...

 

2536

 

2537 can anyone here still do the ninja posts?

 

2538 nyans havent seen any ninja posts in a while.

 

2539

 

2540 nyans