Make It or Break It?

Tentacles, please




I'd make it if they kept them trimmed.  =P

Your partner only eats grass.

 

Make it. We could live in a barn together.

Your partner is openly cheating on you with an elephant.

 

Break it, no cheating even if it is with an elephant

Your partner obsessively uses memes, to the point that you hate them

 

Much break. Such meme. Many annoyance. Wow.

Your partner has naughty fantasies about pokemon.

 

I see what you did there, and make it i could work with that, beside i take a pikachu in the shower anyway

Your partner eats all your food when your not looking

 

Make it. I never take my eyes off my food.

Your partner's head rings like an alarm clock once every hour of the day.

 

Break it, if it were to ring middle of the night i would be pissed

Your partner was raised by wolfs and wants them to move in with you

 

As long as they don't eat me, make it.  I love wolves.  :3

Your partner giggles hysterically after every 3 words either you or they say.

 

weird... break it

 

Make it. Financial security and these days most astronauts don't get to go into space anyway.

Your partner has religious beliefs which differ from yours and they make every attempt to convert you.

 

break it. dont want to convert.

your partner always brings 5 white mice every time he/she goes out and lets them roam the house freely.

 

Make it. I like mice.

Your partner wears a tinfoil hat in public to protect them from the government`s brain-wash signals

 

Break it. Not really for me.. lol

Your partner believes they are the result of a passionate one night stand between Cthulhu and a 6ft tall, talking cat. They bring this up in every conversation and they often alternate between purring very loudly while curled up on the nearest piece of furniture that someone was just about to sit in and shouting threats of doom and incomprehensible curses at nearby strangers.

 

Brake it.

Your partner has just had neural surgery and they need to wake up every morning to take energy tablets if they don't they are dead by the end of the day.

 

I can make it work.

Your partner found your secret stash of imouto doujins.

 

Fine by me.

Your partner wakes up every morning at 3 am and pulls the sheets off the bed before returning to sleep.

 

Make it, find that I'm too hot in bed anyway.

your partner works in a brothel 4 nights a week.

 

Break it, I don't date whores.

Your partner is the man in the relationship.

 

I could Make that work, don't always like the pants on, some times I like the fell of a strong woman

you have been dating for 4 mouths and been taking it very slow, you are half way though your date and you think tonight could finally be your night and your partner tells you they have been seeing other people in this time but they have broken it off with the others and have chosen you.

Do you: Make it or Break it?