Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer

Where do babies come from?

 

@veritasodiumparit to answer you question: "When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Is the cake really a lie?

 

To answer Keiichi, the stalk brings them.

To answer Ginger; Remember when I said to you there would be cake at the end of this test?...

I lied!

How do you make a video?

 

well the story starts when the positive and negative charges of the earth's pole starts to hang out with each other. then they go strolling at the milky way park. when things get heated up, they went to chill out at the black hole bar. after a few shots, they go find themselves a room at andromeda. then 7 gazellion years later, negative charge would feel something negative. and viola! a video is made

was a site maintenance really needed?

 

You'll have to ask the great god in the sky about that.

What's the secret to making tasty pancakes?

 

Bisquick.

Australia, Britain, Indonesia, Japan: Was is it about islands that makes people want to drive on the wrong side of the road?

 

You can't drive an Island

Can you turn water into waifu-s?

 

Only when you have pancake mix to add to it.


How many onions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

9 and 3/4 because magic

why is tacobell so good yet so damaging to your colon

 

That should say cola. It damages your cola because you eat instead of drink.

Does cheese go with everything?

 

oh it goes with everything all right. *wink wink* ;P


Where's the beef?

 

you have to press the horns first. all car drivers know that.

so whats up lewis?

 

Not much, and don't call me Lewis!

Where did you learn to fly?

 

The same place I learned to do everything else. The McDonald's Playland.

What's Victoria's secret?

 

She only has one camel.

What's the capital of Dubtopia?

 

Dubtopia is the capital. get your geography straight lewis.

what would happen if dogs were left unattended?

 

the cat would reverse eat them


How does I eat chocolate with a spork?

 

The same way you eat noodles!

Why is the sky so high above the ground?

 

Do that you don't hit your head.

Why is someone in the kitchen with dinah?

 

you said dinner? oh Dinah..

did you image search dinah?